Grand Theft Auto Vice City Platform:PS2 (PlayStation2) By: Amar Sejfovic a.k.a chainganger E-mail: [email protected] Version 1.0 Table of Contents Search Intro 1.00 Whatís New? 1.01 Crime and Punishment 1.02 Weapons 1.03 Cars 1.04 Characters 1.05 Main Story Missions 1.06 -Rosenberg 1.07 An Old Friend 1.08 The Party 1.09 Back Alley Brawl 1.10 Jury Fury 1.11 Riot 1.12 -Avery Carrington 1.13 Four Iron 1.14 Demolition Man 1.15 Two Bit Hit 1.16 -Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez 1.17 Treacherous Swine 1.18 Mall Shootout 1.19 Guardian Angels 1.20 -Diaz 1.21 The Chase 1.22 Phnom Penh í86 1.23 -Colonel Missions (Cont.) 1.24 Sir, Yes Sir! 1.25 All hands On Deck 1.26 -Diaz Missions (Cont.) 1.27 The Fastest Boat 1.28 Supply and Demand 1.29 -Tommy Vercetti Criminal Empire 1.30 Death Row 1.31 Rub Out 1.32 Shakedown 1.33 Bar Brawl 1.34 Copland 1.35 -Lovefist 1.36 Love Juice 1.37 Psycho Killer 1.38 -Mitch Baker 1.39 Alloy Wheels of Steel 1.40 Messing with the Man 1.41 Hog tied 1.42 -Lovefist (cont.) 1.43 Publicity Tour 1.44 -Assassination Missions 1.45 Road Kill 1.46 Waste the wife 1.47 Autocide 1.48 Check Out at the Check-in 1.49 Loose Ends 1.50 -Porn Empire 1.51 Recruitment Drive 1.52 Dildo Dodo 1.53 Marthaís Mug Shot 1.54 G-spotlight 1.55 -Umberto 1.56 Stunt Boat Challenge 1.57 Cannon Fodder 1.58 Naval Engagement 1.59 -Auntie Poulet 1.60 Juju Scramble 1.61 Bombs Away! 1.62 Dirty Lickinís 1.63 -Cuban Missions (cont.) 1.64 Trojan Voodoo 1.65 -Boatyard 1.66 Checkpoint Charlie 1.67 -Kaufman Cabs 1.68 V.I.P. 1.69 Friendly Rivalry 1.70 Cabmageddon 1.71 -The Malibu 1.72 No Escape? 1.73 The Shootist 1.74 The Driver 1.75 The Job 1.76 -Phil Cassidy 1.77 Gun Runner 1.78 Boomshine Saigon 1.79 -Print Works 1.80 Spilling the Beans 1.81 Hit the Courier 1.82 -Final Missions 1.83 Cap the Collector 1.84 Keep your Friends CloseÖ 1.85 EXTRAS!!!!!!!! 1.86 Odd Jobs 1.87 RC Missions 1.88 Arena Missions 1.89 Cone Crazy 1.90 Pizza Delivery 1.91 Taxi Driver 1.92 Paramedic 1.93 Vigilante 1.94 Fire Truck 1.95 PCJ Playground 1.96 Chopper Checkpoint Races 1.97 Shooting Range 1.98 Rampages 1.99 Unique Stunt Jumps 2.00 Hidden Packages 2.01 Conclusion END ============================================== If you have any questions at all please don't hesitate to E-mail me. My email is [email protected] Please reread this guide to make sure some of your questions haven't already been answered. Thank you! I must apologize if this guide seems a little messy. My laptop does not function real well with most things. Thank you for reading my guide! ============================================== I grant you the permission to print this off of your computer, but for the sake of all AmericaÖ. DONíT SELL IT!!!!! Please donít send me E-mails asking me if you can sell this because I will purely say NO! This guide is copyright of Amar Sejfovic. Any acts to sell or manipulate this guide in any way, shape, or form whatsoever is punishable by law. Only email me if you find this guide on another website besides Cheatcodes.com. You can also email me to tell me about if my guide is good or not. But donít send me hate mail. Most of your questions are answered in the game or in this guide. If your questions were not answered in this guide then don't hesitate to e-mail me. Thank you. Copyright Amar Sejfovic Dec. 25, 2005 I will only do the Mainland missions for now and update this later. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Dec. 26, 2005 I completed missions up until the end of the Rub Out mission. I will possibly update this somewhere after the New Year maybe earlier. I also made some spelling and grammar checks. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Dec. 27, 2005 I put a lot of hard work and did up until the Publicity Tour mission. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Dec. 30, 2005 I only did the Road Kill and Waste the Wife missions. Happy New Year!! (Spelling and Grammar corrections were done as well.) Also added the search system. Press Ctrl+F at the same time to open up the search box and type in what you are looking for. Or, you can just type in the mission name and it should take you there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Jan. 7, 2006 Just finished up the rest of the missions up until the Waste the Wife mission. Happy New Year to you all! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Jan.20, 2006 Got done with a few missions. Hopefully I can get more done by tomorrow. I expect to be done with this by early or Late February. Spelling and Grammar corrections were done as well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Jan.26, 2006 I finished a few more missions. Plan to be done sometime in Feb. or March. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Jan. 28, 2006 Finished a few more missions and hope to get done soon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Jan. 30, 2006 Got done with at least some of the Cuban missions. I hope you all enjoy the guide when it is finished. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Feb. 3, 2006 Finished with a few missions. More to come! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Feb. 24, 2006 Sorry why I was gone so long, I got really busy so here are some more missions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Feb. 26, 2006 Finished up until the Malibu missions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ March 2, 2006 Finally got it up on the beautiful website of cheatcodes.com I'll try to get much more done! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ March 3, 2006 I finished up all of the missions for the game and now I have to do the extras! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Intro 1.00 Welcome to Vice City, a huge urban sprawl stretching from the beach to the swamps and the glitz to the ghetto, a town brimming with delights and degradation. Grand Theft Auto Vice City Having just made it back onto the streets of Liberty City after a long stretch inside, Tommy Vercetti is sent to Vice City by his old boss, Sonny Forelli. But all does not go smoothly upon his arrival in the glamorous, hedonistic metropolis of Vice City. Tommy is set up and loses everything. Sonny wants his money back, but the biker gangs, Cuban gangsters, and corrupt politicians stand in his way. Most of Vice City seems to want Tommy dead. His only answer is to fight back and take over the city himself. Whatís New? 1.01 I bet youíre wondering exactly, what is new in this game? Well my friend for example motorcycles. Yep, you heard me. Now you can cruise through Vice City while popping a wheelie here and there and making some radical stoppies. Test how long you can hold a wheelie or a stoppie. More on that in the EXTRAS!!!!!! You can fly with the birds in your very own helicopter, plus a seaplane. Does this game get any better? Of course! There are new opportunities too! You can now shoot out tires. (OH YEAH!!) But be careful, cops will deploy spike strips which can blow all four tires, making it nearly impossible to drive. Properties, you can now own your own real estate and generate money daily! But for that you need to buy asset properties such as: Boatyard Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory Kaufman Cabs Car Showroom Print works Film Studio The Malibu Pole Position There are some asset properties that you need to buy in order to complete the game. They are: Print Works Kaufman Cabs Malibu Film studio a.k.a Porn Empire The following are save house properties. You wonít be able to generate money, but you sure as heck can save! Elswanko Casa (Located in Vice Point, South of North Point Mall and east of Leaf links) Links view Apartments (Located east of Leaf Links island and west of the Vice Point Police station) Ocean Heights (Located in Ocean Beach) Hyman Condo (Located east of the Hyman Memorial Stadium) 1102 Washington Street (Located across from Ken Rosenbergís Office) 3321 Vice Point (Located north of North Point Mall) Skumole Shack (Located on a rooftop around the corner of the Biker Bar) Robbing Shops, finally, you can rob shops. You must rob all shops to get 100% completion of the game. More in the EXTRAS!!! Clothing: Street Outfit Soiree Outfit Coveralls Country Club Outfit Havana Outfit Cop Outfit Bank Job Outfit Casual Outfit Mr. Vercetti Outfit Tracksuit 100% Completion: To reach 100% you must do the following: All main Story Missions All Odd Jobs (You have to score 45 or higher at the shooting range) All Rampages All unique Jumps Collect all 100 Hidden packages Purchase all properties Rob All Stores Trust me, all of this is worth it. You get a little surprise after you do all this! Crime and Punishment 1.02 Whenever you get a * (Star), that means you have a wanted level. A wanted level is a system where the cops try to bust you for any illicit activities you perform. Go into a pay and spray to ďshake the heatĒ. But be careful, your wanted stars will be flashing. If you perform any more illicit activities, it will come back to how it was and youíre in even more trouble. Wanted Level Breakdown * A cop on foot or in a patrol car will try and chase you and arrest you. When on foot, if they take you out of the car, youíre BUSTED. If they punch you enough to make you fall, youíre BUSTED. ** Two police vehicles will pursue you. This one is pretty tough, they might resort to drastic measures and shoot you. The only way to get them off your tail is to visit a pay and spray or find a police bribe and lay low for a while. *** Now a new heat joins in with their cheetahs. (There will be light roadblocks and possibly two cruisers barricading a street to stop you.) The cops still want you and they might deploy spike strips. Also, you'll be chased at by a helicopter. **** SWAT teams in Enforcers jump out and try to kill you. And that helicopter not only brings down SWAT members but also shoots at you. ***** Now you got the FBI involved in this. They'll shoot at you and you will still have even more trouble on your tail. ****** Now you get the army on your tail. You might even be shot at by a tank. So you have 6 stars, right. The cops deploy spike strips, chase and shoot at you. The FBI chases and shoots at you as well as ramming you with their car. The tank, not much to say except your doomed! And I won't go on about how bad of a mess this is. Weapons 1.03 Ahh, the beauty of life, weapons. You have different types of weapons that you can put in your slot. Slot1: Camera Camera Slot2: Fists of Steel Brass Knucks (or your fists, either one is fine.) Slot3: Melee Weapons/Chainsaw Screw Driver Hammer Golf Club Night stick Baseball Bat Cleaver Katana Knife Machete Chainsaw Slot4: Explosives Grenades Molotov Teargas Bomb/Detonator Slot5: Pistol Family 45 pistol Python Slot6: Shotgun Family Chromed Shotgun Spaz Shotgun Stubby Shotgun Slot7: Sub-Machinegun Family Tec-9 Mac 10 Uzi 9mm MP5 Slot8: Rifle Crew Kruger M4 Slot9: Big Guns Crew Rocket Launcher Flame-Thrower M60 Minigun Slot10: Snipers Sniper Rifle PSG-1 Cars 1.04 The beautiful transportation in our modern day lives. Vice City features a variety of different cars like: Blista Compact Cuban Hermes Hermes Manana Phoenix Sabre Turbo Stallion Sabre Voodoo Banshee Cheetah Deluxo Infernus Bloodring banger Comet Hotring Racer Stinger Admiral Glendale Idaho Perennial EASPERANTO Greenwood Oceanic Regina Sentinel XS Virgo Sentinel Washington Baggage Handler Caddy Love fist Stretch Romeroís Hearse Angel Faggio PCJ 600 Freeway Sanchez Ambulance Barracks OL Cabbie FBI Rancher Fire Truck Kaufman Cab Enforcer FBI Washington Ultimate Vehicle (Unlocks the Mission ďBrown ThunderĒ for Vigilante Mr. Whoopee Pizza Boy Police Rhino Zebra Cab (Unlocked after completing all cab missions) Taxi BF Injection Landstalker Bobcat Mesa Grande Patriot Sandking Rancher Walton Benson Boxville Bus Coach Flatbed Mule Securicar Trashmaster Linerunner Packer Spand Express Yankee Burrito Moonbeam Rumpo Gang Burrito Pony Top Fun Maverick Police Maverick Sea Sparrow Skimmer Sparrow VCN Maverick Coast Guard Cuban Jetmax Dinghy Reefer Speeder Tropic Marquis Rio Squallo RC Bandit RC Raider RC Baron Characters 1.05 Tommy Vercetti- A 35 year old washed up punk from the streets of Liberty City. He just got out of the slammer for 15 years and is now connected with the Forelli Family. He is the Main character you play in the game. Lance Vance- A well dressed 32 year old intent on avenging his brotherís death. He has a deep hatred for Diaz because he has a suspicion that Diaz killed his brother. Ken Rosenberg- Not much too say about him. He is 33, and is your lawyer. He plays a major role in the Forelli Family Business. Sonny Forelli- The guy you work for. He is the head of the Forelli family. After learning that Tommy lost all the money and cocaine, he gets real mad and is intent on either Tommy getting his money back, or killing Tommy for not getting the job done. Main Story Missions 1.06 Rosenberg 1.07 Missions Search An Old Friend 1.08 Payoff: N/A Description: Visit Rosenberg to get your first set of missions. =============================================================== Sonny is totally mad because of the fact that you lost his money. You swore to him you would get it back so you have to go visit your lawyer Ken Rosenberg to get your first set of missions. The Party 1.09 Payoff: $100 Description: Put on some party clothes and go to the colonelís yacht. =============================================================== Your lawyer will tell you about a colonel that goes by the name of Juan Garcia Cortez. To meet him, you have to attend one of his boat parties, and yes, you have to dress the part. Follow the T-shirt icon on your map to get to Rafaelís where you can get a snazzy new 80ís dud. Once you come out, a dork will intentionally leave his bike out in the open. Go and take it. He will scream but just make sure you donít jack it while a cop is around. Now, cruise down to the party and enter the pink marker. Once you get on, the colonel apologizes for the inconvenience that happened. You know, the drug deal where you lost all of Sonnyís money. (Hey it rhymes!) He daughter, Mercedes, asks you to take her to the Pole Position, A strip club. (Kinda weird.) Once you get off, jack a nice ride, preferably Diazís Limo. Follow the blip on your map to get there. Once you drop Mercedes off, you get your little reward. I meant the $100. You will also get the Soiree outfit available at all safe houses. (That junk youíre wearing, Unless of course you like it!) Back Alley Brawl 1.10 Payoff: $200 Description: Beat the crap out of a chef until he gives you info. =============================================================== Ken Rosenberg will tell you to find Kent Paul at the Malibu. So, I guess go there. When you get there, Ken suggests you find a chef at Ocean Drive. He could use a little beating. Follow the blip on your radar to find the chef. Now you have to kill him and take his cell. What is pretty cool is you get a car, drive it in the alley so fast that when it shows the chef (if it worked) talking on his cell, your car will run him over and instantly kill him! You donít have to fight now. Just pick up his cell and watch the scene. Then a guy named ďLance VanceĒ shows up. He starts talking to you and then hands you a pistol. 3 chefs appear I believe with machetes? Anyways, donít waste your ammo killing them because, a cop could hear and that will put you on a wanted level and youíll waste your ammo. Just follow Lance and hop in his car. He will tell you to drive all the way to Ammunation. Park in the pink marker and learn a brief history on how to buy guns of steel. Now drive all the way to your apartment and you will be rewarded $200. Nice Job! Also, take the time to go inside and save your game for safety precautions. Jury Fury 1.11 Payoff: $400 Description: Beat up two jurors cars to change their opinions. =============================================================== After your cell phone chat, go to your lawyerís office. I think he feels lonely donít you? Anyways, Giorgio, a member of the Forelli Family, is on trial and Ken wants you to make the two jurors change their minds. How, you ask? Watch. When you get outside, a car will hit a dude with coveralls, and the lady inside of the car will run away. (I think itís a lady.) Luckily for you, you can take his hammer. So take it! And you can go in the car too. But careful, if a cop is around, he will think youíre jacking it! First things first, DONíT KILL THE JURORS! You will, and I repeat, you will fail the mission! Just beat them into submission. Go to whichever juror you feel like first. Personally, I went to the juror who was in a building. All you need to do is whack his car until it is close to burning up. He will come out screaming. The next one is talking to a girl. Just hit him once with the hammer and heíll run to his car. Then a truck full of hammers will block him. He smashes into it, yes, unfortunately. Notice his voice when youíre beating his car, He sounds like that one dude from Cheech and Chong, doesnít he? Anyways, the easy way is to take the hammer and smack the driver seat until it busts open. Then press triangle and take him out of the car. He will then scream his head off and run. Note that if you hit his car with a hammer and a cop sees, you get one star for vandalism. But, you get a nice reward of 400 smackers. So go buy yourself a beer or something. Riot 1.12 Payoff: $1000 Description: Disguise yourself as a worker and start a riot. =============================================================== Well, go to Kenís office and you will meet Avery Carrington. (You will work for him very soon) Avery wants you to take care of people who are eager to sell a property. First, go to the clothes shop and get some coveralls to disguise yourself. Now, this is the easy way to do this mission. First, go to the police station. Then, go to the parking lot and you should find some grenades. Take them, grab a car you want and head to your destination. When you get there, you have to kill four people to start a riot. Just simply run them over. Now this is the sort of hard part. The gates will open, enabling you to get to the 4 trucks. Kill the officer and take his gun. Quickly switch to the grenades and aim them for the trucks and take cover. After they blow up, go to the other side and throw them to the other trucks. As soon as you blow up the trucks, you pass your mission and get $1000. Feel free to take any money left over from the people who got killed. The hard way is when you get inside, take the gun from the police man or whatever he is. (A guard maybe.) Take the gun and shoot at the barrels. This is pretty hard because, you have to aim properly and if you miss, youíre out of ammo. Or at least you are wasting it. Then some people can punch you and kick you and your in big trouble now. So itís your choice, you can take the easy way or the hard way. Either way, you still get 1000 smackers. What are you going to do with it? Spend it on guns, DUH! Avery Carrington 1.13 Four Iron 1.14 Payoff: $500 Description: Get to Leaf Links and practice killing one of Averyís targets. =============================================================== Visit Avery to get your next set of missions. This mission is the hardest so far in the game. Avery wants you to go and kill some guy there. Guns are not allowed. But, if you want to, you can do a weapon cheat when you are inside the golfing area, switch to the sniper rifle, aim and kill the guy and that will net you the $500. But, if you donít want to use cheat codes then, puck up because this is really hard. Trust me. If you have weapons on you, hopefully you wonít, they will appear outside of the area and the guards will more than likely chase you. When you get in there, grab a club and jack a cart. Donít worry cops are too busy eating donuts than worrying about a stolen golf cart. Drive all the way to your destination. This part is extremely hard. You will have to climb up the stairs, attack all of his guards, and while youíre doing that, he is getting on his cart and speeding off. Grab a cart and chase after him. There is not much you can do except chase him and bump him. Soon enough, he will get towards the exit and that gives you an opportunity to attack him and kill him. If you donít, he will hop on his car and speed off. Now you have to get a fast car and chase after him and hit him until his car starts burning. He might get out of his car and start running but I donít think he will. When you kill him you get $500 and a nice golfing suit. Demolition Man 1.15 Payoff: $1000 Description: Plant four bombs on various floors in a soon to be built building. =============================================================== There isnít much I can tell you on this except that you have to be really careful of the workers. They have hammers and they arenít afraid to use it. But, you on the other hand have an RC helicopter. If you want to, you can fly lower and your wings will slice them up! When you get to the 3rd or 4th floor, there will be guards with guns. So do the same thing if you want to kill them. Lower yourself down and let them be ripped! Your objective is pretty much to drive the RC baron, take the detonators and plant them on explosive barrels. If time runs out, you failed the mission. Two Bit Hit 1.16 Payoff: $2500 Description: Start a gang war between the Cubans and the Haitians. =============================================================== Avery introduces you to Donald Love, Remember him from GTA3 I believe? Donald takes notes while Avery explains to you the situation. You have to go get dressed in gang clothes and kill the Haitian gang lord. The easier way is to go into the alley behind where he is at and throw a grenade or you can get a sniper rifle, aim at him carefully and make sure they donít see you. Then FIRE!! When you kill him, you get rewarded $2500. Finally you get paid more. Colonel 1.17 Treacherous Swine 1.18 Payoff: $250 Description: Pay violent and brutal visit to Gonzalez. =============================================================== The Colonel calls you on your cell and tells you to come over sometime to his private yacht. Donít mind if I do. The colonel thinks he has found out who set you up. Your target, Gonzalez. The Colonel hands you a chainsaw. Go over to Gonzalezís and kill him! If you have a colt python, donít hesitate to use it because it will cause a one hit kill. Or so it says. Also, if you donít have one you can run him over with a car, or use the chainsaw. If you use the chainsaw, select another weapon to catch up to him and then kick him down and use it. The chainsaw will make you run very slowly and Gonzalez will be beating you like youíre an old grandma! Either way you do it, you get a 2 star wanted level. Go to the nearest pay and spray and the colonel will reward you with 250 bucks. Mall Shootout 1.19 Payoff: $500 Description: Meet a courier. =============================================================== The colonel sends you to the Washington Mall in Ocean beach to meet a courier. When you get there, a swat team will arrive and the courier will run. You wonít get a wanted level but they will shoot. You now have to chase the courier and get him off of his motorcycle and kill him. He will drop a briefcase so you have to go pick it up when he drops it. The cops will probably want you at this point so you have to start doing some evasive action. Try to avoid the cops, possibly going to a pay and spray, then giving the briefcase back to the colonel. When you do, you get you paycheck of $500. Guardian Angels 1.20 Payoff: $1000 Description: Protect Diaz while a deal is happening. =============================================================== The colonel wants you to grab a weapon he left for you in the parking lot and protect Diaz. When you get there, Lance shows up and you two go together to protect Diaz. When you are there, climb up the steps and watch as the deal goes down. Soon, you learn that itís a setup and you need to protect Diaz now. Donít let Diaz or Lance die. If you do, you fail the mission. Aim and kill the enemies and soon it will show two bikers on Sanchezís. Lance manages to blow one of their heads off, and the other runs away. Go get on the Sanchez and chase after the guy. Donít let him get away or you fail the mission. If you have a sub machinegun, use it. When he falls off his bike, pick up the briefcase and drive back. Diaz will then thank you and you will unlock the strand of Diaz missions. Plus you now unlocked Starfish Island. Diaz 1.21 The Chase 1.22 Payoff: $1000 Description: Find out where one of Diazís dealers are hiding. =============================================================== This is a pretty tough mission. Diaz instructs you to find out where one of his greedy dealers are hiding. When you gain control, hop in a car or bike and follow the pink blip on your radar. When you get there, peek inside his window. You find out he is not there but actually he shouts at you and you have to chase him up the steps. When you climb the steps, he will shoot at you but you already dodged it. Keep chasing him and make sure you walk carefully on those planks between the houses. When you get to the explosive barrels, if you are lucky, you can dodge them from exploding if you are really close to him when you are chasing him. If not, you can go through the fire and lose a little bit of health, or you can wait till the fire stops which wonít be long. Then prepare yourself for a big jump. If you lost some health while chasing him, feel free to pick up the health icon. Then hop on the Faggio. Your vehicle is pretty small compared to his BF Injection. His buddy will drive while he shoots at you. Now this is the hard part. You have to dodge the bullets because they have a 95% chance of hitting your tires if you drive straight and only dodge cars. He is using an assault rifle so you should see where the bullets are going. Donít lose him or you will fail the mission. Sooner or later, you will find out where he hides out, and you get $1000. Congrats. Phnom Penh Ď86 1.23 Payoff: $2000 Description: Shoot the skimmers house from a heli. =============================================================== Ricardo Diaz tells you that you need to kill that little dealer and Lance shows up with a helicopter. Get on the Helicopter and Lance will start talking. You have unlimited bullets when you are in the helicopter so shoot like James Bond or the terminator. First, Lance will take you to different floors of the houses. There will be those gang members so you need to kill them from your heli. Donít take too long to kill them or they will shoot and decrease the helicopterís health making it blow up. Once you clear all the areas, Lance lets you down and you can go inside one of the houses. Shoot all the gang members and proceed upstairs. Take out the guard at the door and take the briefcase of money. Lance will then pick you up and you are Hasta La Vista! Baby! Colonel Missions (Cont.) 1.24 Sir, Yes Sir! 1.25 Payoff: $2000 Description: Steal and Tank and put it in the Colonelís lockup. =============================================================== This is a pretty tough mission. The colonel wants you to go steal a military tank that is going around town. Head to your destination and this is where the trouble starts. The tank is heavily protected by armed guards. Make sure you have some guns and full armor or youíre dead meat. Go over to the tanks door and hit it with a melee weapon. The driver will come out and you can take the tank. Then the military will activate a bomb on the tank and you have until detonation time to get the tank in the lock up. Note however that you have a 99% chance of getting 3 to 4 stars. But donít worry, just use the tank to blow them up. Once you finish the mission if you had any wanted level stars they should go away and you will also get $2000 for completing the mission. All Hand on Deck 1.26 Payoff: $5000 Description: Escort the colonel safely through the sea. =============================================================== The colonel decides to escape town and he asks you to escort him to safety. You will however be on his boat with a weapon and you will have to shoot anyone who stands in your way. Not the people on deck you hear? This is basically simple. For the first part you will have to shoot at boats so you can go in the lower level to get a better vantage point or you can stay put on the upper area and shoot them. Either way is fine. Then a bunch of ships will block a path under the bridge. This is also simple. Shoot at the ships until they blow up. Once you blow up 2 or 3, they will clear the way. Continue shooting other enemies that approach you and you will soon end the mission. When you beat it, the colonel will give you 5000 smackers and give you a boat to get out of here. Good Job! You now finished all of the colonel missions! Diaz Missions (Cont.) 1.27 The Fastest Boat 1.28 Payoff: $4000 Description: Steal the fastest boat in Vice City and take it to Diaz. =============================================================== Diaz tells you he wants the fastest boat in Vice City. What you have to do is head over to the boatyard to get it. Once you get there, Workers will try to stop you. Just simply shoot them. But beware, you might get a wanted level. Press the control panel to release the boat and go to it. Get in the boat and you will get a 3 star wanted level. Police will chase you on the water but donít worry. Diazís mansion is right across so just hold the X button so you go very fast. Reach Diazís mansion and park the boat in his boatyard. You will also get $4000 on completing this mission. Nice work! Supply and Demand 1.29 Payoff: $10,000 Description: Use the new boat to get coke to Diazís dealer first. =============================================================== This last mission of Diazís is pretty tough. Diaz wants you to get to a dealerís boat before other people do so you can sell cocaine to the guy. Head out to Diazís dock to find Lance in Diazís new boat. You have to race other boats to get to the destination. Just simply follow the pink marker on your map and avoid obstacles in your way. Lance will try to shoot them if you get close but they can also shoot back. When you get there, Lance will then drive the boat and you have to protect it. You have unlimited ammo so blast away like the terminator and tell them youíll be back. Remember to shoot every boat because your boat health will deplete letting the boat blow up and you failing the mission. Keep shooting and Lance will eventually get to Diazís place. When he does, you get rewarded 10,000 smackers! Good Job on completing the Diaz missions. Tommy Vercetti Criminal Empire 1.30 Death Row 1.31 Payoff: None, but the guys you kill drop a ton of cash! Description: Rescue Lance before he gets murdered. =============================================================== Follow the K on your radar/map to get to Kent Paulís. He tells you that Diaz kidnapped Lance and is attempting to murder him. You need to save his butt so get a fast car and hurry to the junkyard!! Make sure you have some guns ready because you need to get ready for the fight of your life!! Shoot all the dudes hiding behind the car and proceed on forward. Kill more guys until you reach a big building or a warehouse. Kill the dudes inside and get to Lance. He tells you he did it to avenge his brotherís death. You now need to take him to the hospital. Get in the car that is close to the garage and speed on out of there. Take Lance to the hospital shown on your map and you complete the mission. Donít get mad if you donít get money. You could have taken them from Diazís men that you killed. But the next mission has its share of surprises. Rub Out 1.32 Payoff: $50,000 (and Diazís mansion!!) Description: Kill Diaz at all costs!!!! =============================================================== This is the moment of truth where you can kill that little S-O-B Diaz. Follow the marker on your map to the outside gates of Diazís mansion. Lance shows up and gives you a weapon. You can use this or some other weapons if youíd like. Approach the mansion and kill the men in front. Head up the stairs to learn that the door is locked. Go down the steps and go to your left which would technically be your right when you where going to go into the front door. Lance tells you to follow him so you should do so. Lance will guide you through this maze and you should help him kill the men who shoot at you. If you donít have a lot of weapons then let Lance do all the shooting. You will need all the ammo you have to kill that little prick Diaz. Lance will lead you to a secret entrance in Diazís mansion. Follow the marker on your radar. On your way to your destination, you will find 2 of Diazís men. Kill them and feel free to take the health and armor icon if you lost some health. Keep going until you reach the hall. Diaz will come out armed and ready to kill you. Apparently itís gonna be the other way around. You can stand where you are and shoot that little prick but he will eventually run into his office. Prick. Proceed down the stairs shooting more of his men. Stand by the doorway and make sure you have some cover or Diaz will kill you without a sweat. Once you kill him, a scene will occur where Tommy and Lance both point a gun at Diaz and put him out of his misery. When you complete this mission, not only do you get 50,000 smackers, but you also get Diazís mansion!!! Plus there is a helicopter on the roof!!!!!! Pretty cool, huh? How great is one manís death? To tell the truth, if it is Diazís death, itís like a whole new year!! Shakedown 1.33 Payoff: $2000 Description: Destroy the windows of shop owners to make them pay protection money. =============================================================== After the Rub Out mission you can start these next 3 missions outside of Tommyís office. Go into the pink marker and start the mission. Now that you have money, fast cars, and a mansion, you still need to get protection money. Some shop owners at North Point Mall are refusing to pay their protection money. You have 5 minutes to change their minds. Get a good weapon, preferably a Rocket Launcher, and head to the mall. When you get there the mission is very simple but also hard. You need to destroy all the windows of the shop owners who refuse to pay protection money. Pretty easy, right? Wrong! Cops will also try to hunt you down. Just shooting one window can get you a 2 star wanted level. Simply blow out all the windows and avoid the cops and this mission should be a piece of cake. When you beat it, you deserve $2000. Spend it on some new clothes. Note that at the mall there is a place called Gash. If you have wanted levels you can go into the shop in the clothes icon and that will remove any 2 star wanted levels. Bar Brawl 1.34 Payoff: $4000 Description: Take out the thugs protecting the Front Page Bar. =============================================================== Take your two guys to the bar indicated on your map. Youíll find two posers pretending to be protectors. Kill them. You can do a drive by or run them over doesnít matter as long as you kill them. Then go into the pink marker and the owner will tell you where the guards came from. Now the clock starts ticking to 5 minutes. If you donít kill all the targets in the allotted time you will fail the mission. Go to the DBP security headquarters as shown on your radar. This is a good place to cause mayhem. Kill the targets. Then once you dispose of all the targets, two sissies flee on bikes. Just chase them, preferably in a car ram them over and that should kill them. You get $4000 for doing this devilish deed. (Mwahahah.) Copland 1.35 Payoff: $10,000 (+ $5000 generated daily.) Description: Detonate a bomb in the Tarbrush Cafť. =============================================================== This is the 2nd hardest mission in the game. The 1st is the last mission. You have to bomb a cafť in the mall. First you need to get at least a 1 star wanted level. Let a cop chase you and lure him into a garage, youíll actually need two cops. Then, when you have the cop outfit, go behind the garage to find a police cruiser. This is the hard part. But Iíll just explain the easy way. Head west across the street into an alley. Find a helicopter and take it. Go all the way to the mall and park it. Go in the mall, bomb the area, and get out as fast as you can. Now you have a 5 star wanted level. If you took the car (hopefully you didnít) you will have to face cops and spike strips and all that hard junk. But, if you took the helicopter like I told you to, then go inside it and fly as fast as you can back to your mansion. Head into the pink marker and complete the mission. You then get $10,000. And it gets better. For every wanted level you get daily in the game, you can get $5000 by just taking it in the little icon on the stairs!! I really donít know how to explain it to you perfectly but just play it okay. Lovefist Missions 1.36 Love Juice 1.37 Payoff: $2000 Description: Get some love juice for Lovefist. =============================================================== When you get in the studio, the band tells you they want some love juice. So you have to go pick up these drugs. When you get there, make sure you have a fast vehicle or otherwise you will not be able to catch up to the dealer. Park in the pink marker in a way where you can get in your car and just press X and speed off. When you park, honk your horn. The dealer will come out and steal your money! Quickly get in your vehicle and chase him. Luckily for you he is on a bike so you can do a drive-by to kill him. Once heís down, get the ingredients and head off. Lovefist calls and tells you they want some company. Quickly head to Mercedes apartment to pick her up. Then the clock starts counting down to 1 minute and 30 seconds. Get Mercedes over to the studio A.S.A.P. or you will fail the mission. When you get her there, you will be rewarded with $2000. Psycho Killer 1.38 Payoff: $4000 Description: Kill the so called Lovefist ďfanĒ =============================================================== I know the description doesnít sound so nice but to tell the truth, the guy is more of a murderer than a fan. He wants to kill Lovefist for some particular reason. Once you get outside, get in the Lovefist Limo. Drive down to the record store to find a bunch of fans waiting to get autographs. Then a so called ďfanĒ will be dressed up as a girl. He will shoot the security guard and run like a coward, leaving the cop to bleed to death. Get in your Limo and chase after him. (Or her. He should really stop dressing that way.) Just do a drive-by and try to avoid the cops. When you blow his car to smithereens, you get $4000. Now it is time to prove yourself to Mitch Baker before you can do Lovefistís last mission. Mitch Baker 1.39 Alloy Wheels of Steel 1.40 Payoff: $1000 Description: Race to prove your worth. =============================================================== This is a pretty easy mission. Mitch tells you that you need to prove yourself by winning a race against some of his guys. When you get outside, simply jack a bike from one of the bikers outside. The race will immediately begin. What you can do is a drive-by to kill them. Or, if you donít want cops on your tail, you can take a bunch of cars and put them in front of the racers giving you the advantage to get to first place. You get 1000 dollars for this mission and Mitchís respect goes with it too. Messing With the Man 1.41 Payoff: $2000 Description: Cause mayhem to max out your chaos meter. =============================================================== This mission is pretty simple. Mitch wants you to raise heck around town. This will get you some wanted levels and when you beat this mission, the wanted levels are still gonna be there. When you get outside, cause as much mayhem as you possibly can. Shoot cops, people, blow up cars, anything will do as long as you make this city cry your name. (Or just raise some mass destruction!) When your chaos meter reaches its full state, you will complete this mission netting you $2000. Also, note that if you got any wanted levels you will still have them after completing this mission. Go to the nearest pay and spray or just simply find a police bribe. Hog Tied 1.42 Payoff: $4000 Description: Get Mitchís precious bike back. =============================================================== I have never seen a man love his motorcycle so much as this man, Mitch Baker. A group of gang members have stolen his bike and he wants you to reclaim it. (Why doesnít he buy a new one?) Grab one of the bikes outside and head to Ammunation. When you get there, feel free to get some weapons. When you are done, drive your bike as fast as you can up the stairs. You will jump all the way to the rooftop of Ammunation! Now shoot a bunch of these gang members. After you kill them, grab Mitchís bike in the garage. Now you have to find a way to get out. Drive the bike west then north and head up the steps as fast as you can. Get ready for a big jump. When you get out, you will need to bring Mitchís bike back to him. Easy, right? WRONG!!! The gang members will be chasing you part of the way. Your only hope is to blow them up, or pray that they hit something hard enough to stop them. When you get his bike back to him, you get a whopping $4000. Mitch then calls you and tells you that you can now do the final mission for Lovefist. Lovefist Missions (cont.) 1.43 Publicity Tour 1.44 Payoff: $8000 Description: Drive around town in Lovefist's limo fast enough for the members to deactivate the bomb. =============================================================== When you get in Lovefist's limo, one of the members will pop in a tape. It will play the voice of Lovefist's stalker. He says he rigged the limo with a bomb. If you drive to slow, it will blow up, leading to your demise. You have to drive around very fast and be very careful of traffic. Hitting one car could result you to slow down a bit and get the meter full. If you fill up the meter, the limo will blow up. It takes about 2 minutes and 20 seconds until they defuse the bomb. When they do, a message will confirm it. Then, simply drive to the concert arena. You get to see a little scene and then not only do you complete all the Lovefist missions, but you also get 8000 smackers to spend!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- | ***Note*** the following missions are optional. They are NOT part of the main story | | Missions. If you decide to do them, you will get a little bit more money. At least I think| |they arenít main story missions. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- Assassination Missions 1.45 Road Kill 1.46 Payoff: $500 Description: KILL THE PIZZA BOY!! =============================================================== To get these missions, you will receive a call from a mysterious guy and he will tell you to go to different phone booths. Follow the phone icon on your map to start the mission. The cell phone that you stole from the chef is actually a phone to start assassination missions. Your mystery man tells you that you have to kill some pizza boy before he makes 50 deliveries. This seems evil for some strangeÖ andÖ.. Unsuspicious reason. *cough* Oh No! Just simply ram him off his bike and kill him. Then you get money. If you want to, you can take the bike and do some pizza delivery missions. Ta-Da? Waste the Wife 1.47 Payoff: $2000 Description: Kill Mrs. Dawson but make it look like and "accident" =============================================================== Your no-named compadre wants you to kill a woman. When she gets out of the jewelry shop, chase her down! Keep bumping into her until you make her car start on fire. Then it will tell you to get your butt away from her. If you don't you will fail the mission and they might link the murder to you! When you get away far enough, her car will blow to smithereens and you get paidÖ. $2000. Oh Yeah! Autocide 1.48 Payoff: $4000 Description: Eliminate 5 gang members around town. =============================================================== This is probably one of the hardest missions so far. You have to foil the intentions of 5 gang members. Meaning, you have to kill them. You need to get a sniper rifle though. Just simply follow the blue blip on the radar. What you need to do is go on top of the rooftop of the car parking lot. When you get to the top, follow the blip until you get to the billboard. Your first target is a man that is on top of the billboard. Simply equip the rifle and blast his head. Then, if you grabbed the bike with the sniper rifle, get on and go to the next person. Your next target has the possibility of seeing you. If he does he will run away in his van. Just ram him over or do a drive-by to kill him. If he gets out just simply run him over. Note that if you get any wanted levels just ignore it. Don't go to a pay and spray because this is a timed mission. Next guys are near a jewelry shop. When you get there, you will see 2 guys. One will drive away on the pick-up truck while the other stays behind and tries to shoot you with a shotgun. Just run him over a few times until he is dead then go for the next guy. When you do this car chase, it's just like the last guy you had to kill. Just ram him off the road or do a drive-by. His car should start on fire and blow up. The next dude is on a boat. Just get as close as you can on land and snipe him without getting that nice suit wet. The last guy is riding a PCJ 600. Simply run him off his bike and teach him a thing or two. When you complete this mission you get 4000 dollars. Don't worry my friend. Soon you will be getting more moneyÖ..Soon. Check Out at the Check-in 1.49 Payoff: $8000 Description: Use the sniper rifle to kill your target and acquire the briefcase. =============================================================== This mission is started in Escobar International Airport. Your mystery caller tells you to get the sniper rifle he hid and shoot some man and retrieve his briefcase. Go get the sniper rifle and find a good vantage point. There will be a woman that you need to keep your eyes on. Don't shoot her because she will go to the man you need to kill. I recommend going up the stairs to the top area of the building. Don't get to close or you'll raise your Distance Meter. If you do, you will fail the mission. While she is talking to him, get your sniper rifle ready and shoot him. You will net yourself a two-star wanted level. Run and retrieve the briefcase and get in the closest car possible. Drive as quickly as you can to the downtown Ammunation and drop off the briefcase. This is not a timed mission so feel free to just go to a nearby pay and spray to "shake the heat" and when you do, you finally get awarded 8000 dollars. Loose Ends 1.50 Payoff: $16,000 Description: Just collect some dumb briefcase. =============================================================== This mission becomes available after you do the mission The Shootist for the Malibu. For your last mission, your mystery employer tells you to head to the top of the ice cream factory and collect a briefcase. Go through the gate around the corner and shoot those guys in those nice looking suits. Go up to the car and look to your right and you'll find a man far away. Snipe him! Equip a sub-machine gun and run up the stairs. Shoot the explosive barrels to dispose of a few of the guys. Keep going where it tells you to go and you'll eventually reach the top of the Ice Cream Factory. Pick up the briefcase and enter the helicopter. Take it to the airport and land it. You'll soon finish the mission and that mystery man will not call you anymore! Finally, its about time! Porn Empire 1.51 Recruitment Drive 1.52 Payoff: $1000 Description: Find some girls for your film venture. =============================================================== You can only get these missions by buying the Porn Empire or the movie set. When you do, you have access to these missions. Tommy wants to make a "bad, bad film", so, you need to go pick up Candy Suxxx and Mercedes and bring them back to the studios. Follow the blip on your radar and pick up the girls. Make sure you have a four door car. Take them back to the studio and mission passed! How easy! Dildo Dodo 1.53 Payoff: $2000 Description: Pass out flyers via helicopter. =============================================================== This mission is a little hard or tough, depending on how well you can fly a plane like air-borne vehicle. You can go in any order, but the easiest way would be to start on the marker over the dirt bike trail downtown. From then on just follow the markers. After you complete this mission you get your pay. Martha's Mug Shot 1.54 Payoff: $4000 Description: Frame Alex Shrub, the congressman. =============================================================== This mission is very hard at the near end. (I hope you enjoy the CG!) Alex Shrub is trying to get your porn films shut down and you need to use Candy as bait. Steve gives you a camera and you have to go to your destination. The house on the opposite end of the house that Alex is inside of is a good vantage point. Just go up the stairs and reach the top of the building. I am not talking about the building where Alex Shrub is. DON'T GO THERE!! Instead go in the building across from it. When you get a good vantage, take 3 photos and this is where the mayhem starts. Your wanted level goes up 5 stars. When you try and go down the stairs, some agents will try to shoot you. Just shoot them back and make your way out of the building. I hope you have a fast car because you'll need it! Quickly hop in your car and head back to the studio. Make sure you AVOID the spike strips that the police will deploy onto the street. Remember, you donít want to drive with four blown tires. That would just end the mission abruptly. When you get back to the studio, cops will be in there trying to kill you. Ignore them and run as fast as possible to the pink marker. As soon as you do, you get awarded 4000 dollars. Go spend it on some guns because you will need them later on. G-Spotlight 1.55 Payoff: $8000 Description: Redirect a spotlight to Tommy's star, Candy Suxxx. =============================================================== This mission is a little tough so you need to read carefully. You need to go downtown and redirect a searchlight to an office building. This gets tricky. As soon as the CG finishes, head and grab the PCJ and head to your destination. Once you get there, you will see several blips that lead to an office building follow them to get in. When you get inside, go in the elevator with your bike to advance a level. Then, drive forward, turn left, and then get ready. Drive the bike as fast as you can through the windows and into the next building. If you donít make it, you can always try again. Remember, this shouldnít be timed in any way, shape, or form. Take your time to jump across building to building and remember that nobody is rushing you. Follow the blips on each building and you'll eventually reach the spotlight. Halfway in this mission, you'll reach a building that will have stairs plop down. So, if you fall off a building, you can start there instead of doing the whole thing over again. Once you reach the spotlight, get off your motor vehicle and head into the pink marker. Tommy will project a Candy Suxxx image on a building. When you finish, you get 8000 smackers and the asset for the studio. You are close to the end my friend! Umberto 1.56 Stunt Boat Challenge 1.57 Payoff: $1000 Description: Navigate your boat through some checkpoints. =============================================================== This is an easy mission. Once you enter the pink marker outside the cafť, you will be introduced to Umberto. He wants you to prove to him that you have some "cojones" or whatever he said. So hence forward he tells you to go to your destination and get in a boat. Proceed into the checkpoint to start the challenge. There isnít much I can tell you about this mission. Just keep focused and on the high jumps, go really fast so you can pull 'em off. Follow the pink blips on your radar and oh yeah, you only have 3 minutes to finish this shindig. Try your best to avoid any corners because when you try to back up its nearly impossible because the boats backing up system is very sluggish. But above all, just try your best to avoid any corners and by the time you finish this mission you will get a measly 1000 dollars for your troubles. Cannon Fodder 1.58 Payoff: $2000 Description: Steal a van full of drugs. =============================================================== Umberto wants you, (yeah YOU! And a couple other guys with you) to deliver a car full of Cubans into Haitian territory. Get a four door vehicle and wait outside Robina's Cafť. Then, once the guys are in the car, head towards your destination to proceed on with the mission. Once you get to your destination, hop out of the car and shoot the enemy gang members. DONíT SHOOT THE CUBANS. Remember, you are working for them, not against them. There are ways to get through. You can either blast the car to smithereens or you can blast it to smithereens! Both options are fantastic. Besides, if you do that, you also kill the Haitians behind the vehicle. After all that commotion, you try to move forward but suddenly, (dum-dum-duuuuummmm!) There is a sniper on the roof! Come on! Just shoot him with a weapon that supports first person view. After that head forward. This part is a little tough. When you get here, shoot some of the Haitians until one of your gang members tells you to get in the car. When he gets in, drive the car back to Robina's Cafť. Whatever you do, donít run over any Cubans, (if you run over too many you will fail the mission.) and more importantly donít let the car blow up. Donít do drive-by's or anything like that. Just drive full speed ahead to your destination and you will get a paycheck with your name on it. Finally finished but wait there's more! (UghÖ..) Naval Engagement 1.59 Payoff: $4000 Descriptions: Gun down the enemy and steal the drugs. =============================================================== Well, to start off Umberto is really mad with the Haitians. (GOD, IT NEVER ENDS!!) But as usual, he wants you to do the dirty work. He wants you to grab a shipment of cocaine or some drugs from a boat. Why? Because the drugs are in a house, by a boat, you, umm, uhh, forget it. Grab a good weapon, if you donít have one, go to Ammunation. I highly recommend buying an assault rifle, and a lot of ammo, I'm talking lots! Well, not a whole lot but about 2000-3000 ammo. Head over by Rico and his boat and head off. Well, he'll drive, you shoot. When you get there, go into first person aim with your assault rifle and shoot the gang members on the boat. If possible, try to shoot the boat to blow it up. After you do, you will land on well, land! Shoot a couple of guys and always cover. Around this time, switch to maybe a colt gun and shoot. Head over to the little shack and grab the first shipment of drugs in the briefcase. Then, shoot all the guys near the house and grab the last briefcase of drugs. Now, not only do you have to go back to your destination and deliver the darn thing, but you also have five stars. Yes, FIVE. So, hightail out of there and get in a quick car. I beg you to go to a pay and spray to shake the heat. Please. Then after all this delivering, and stealing, you get 4 grand. Wow, $4000. Seriously, we need more. Auntie Poulet 1.60 Juju Scramble 1.61 Payoff: $1000 Description: Get money in briefcases and avoid the cops for Auntie Poulet. =============================================================== Little, sweet Auntie Poulet wasnít always sweet. She wants you to go around town taking wads of money hidden inside briefcases. Get in a car or bike and follow to your destination. See the briefcase? That's what you need to collect, four of them. When you grab the briefcase, you get wanted levels. Each time you grab a briefcase, the wanted level rises. So, when you watch the short, short scene, run FAST out of there. Cops will be shooting bullets at you! Get in your car and quickly go to your next destination. I hope you parked your car in a good position because you need to get to your next briefcase fast. This mission is timed so feel free to HURRY UP! Get out the car, grab the next package and go for the next one, with the car. Drive as fast as you possibly can and grab the next one. Then, deliver it back to Auntie Poulet. Tough mission, I know. What? $1000! For this hard mission. She is one cheap aunt. Next mission why donít you give me a nickel. (Chuckles in a dumb way) Bombs Away! 1.62 Payoff: $2000 Description: Bomb the Cubans! =============================================================== Funny, isnít it? You worked for the Cubans and now you work against them. You work with the Haitians. After Auntie Poulet's last mission, you'll again work for the Cubans! Good grief this just never ends! I'm getting a restraining order after this. Anyways, Auntie Poulet wants you to bomb some Cubans with a teeny tiny RC plane. Gee, thanks. Anyways, for this mission, you simply need to get overhead the Cubans and bomb them with your plane. There isn't much said for this mission except good luck. Once you destroy almost everything, you still need to get the little Cuban running away in his car. Bomb him and mission complete. And yet again, you get really low cash. Dirty Lickin's 1.63 Payoff: $4000 Description: Help the Haitians in a gang war against the Cubans. =============================================================== This mission is simple if you know how to keep your allies alive. If you donít then you're screwed for this mission. But above all, it's relatively simple. Auntie Poulet gives you a sniper rifle and expects you to help the Haitians in a gang war. Go across her neighborhood and up the ladder to the top of the building. Stand in the little marker and aim. Shoot the guys in white not in purple. Color code: Purple=Haitians, white=Cubans. If they have a white shirt with a circle on it, then they are Cubans. After you shoot some, you will pass this mission. Feel free to go down and take the leftover money when the mission is over. Remember this too, if you start to lose to many allies, you will fail the mission. Also, during the mission, NEVER GO DOWN BY THE GANG WAR! They will spot you and you'll fail the mission. That does it all for her dumb missions. Bye Auntie Poulet, we'll visit soon. *whispers* in a gazillion years! Umberto (Cont.) 1.64 Trojan Voodoo 1.65 Payoff: $10,000 Description: Enter enemy territory at all costs! =============================================================== Sorry if the description didn't help but this will! Umberto wants you to first get one of those voodoo cars. There is by Auntie Poulet's house so that wasn't too hard. Follow your destination and you'll meet up with Rico. Follow them until you get to the Haitian territory. The guards get fooled by the car and let you in. While you are driving, run over some of the Haitians so when you try to escape, you'll have and easy time doing it. While you are driving, if you spot some steps somewhere remember where it was. This will help you a lot. Once you reach the building, run inside and plant bombs in all of the places shown. After you got all the ones on the bottom, run on top of the stairs on the inside of the factory and plant more. Then, hightail out of there! You shouldn't even bother going back to the gate entrance because that is closed. Remember those steps I told you about? Go run up those steps and run down to the street. You'll see the factory blow up and you'll receive a whopping 10,000 dollars. That about sums it up for all the Cuban missions. **NOTE** The next mission is not a main story mission so feel free to skip this section. If you want to do this mission then read on. You might be disappointed. Boatyard Missions 1.66 Checkpoint Charlie 1.67 Payoff: N/A Description: Go through all the checkpoints. =============================================================== If you read the note then you might have seen that I said you might be disappointed. That's because you don't get paid in this mission. But, if you pass it you unlock the boatyard asset which will generate cash daily. Simply follow all the checkpoints until you complete this mission. Just go fast on the jumps, okay? Completing this mission is not worth it to me. Kaufman Cabs 1.68 V.I.P. 1.69 Payoff: $1000 Description: Attack your rival cab and get your passenger to the airport. =============================================================== First things first. You need to buy the Kaufman cab place in order to do these missions. For this mission, you need to go pick up an exclusive V.I.P. and take him to the airport. You only have one minute to reach the area where you must pick him up so drive real fast avoiding any possible collisions. When you get there, stop in the pink marker and honk your horn. He'll come out but then your rival cab will come. He will take the passenger and you need to get the V.I.P. back. Do some drive- bys and eventually the guy will come out of the car. Get close to him and he will get in your car. Drive all the way to the destination and you have won yourself a fabulous 1000 dollars! Wow! Friendly Rivalry 1.70 Payoff: $2000 Description: Destroy the other taxis. MWAHAHAHAH!!!! =============================================================== VC cabs are your rival cab and they are stealing your fares. You need to get rid of them. Chase the 3 VC cabs one by one and shoot them. Try to make them blow up so you can laugh. After you destroy all 3, you get $2000. Pretty easy mission if I do say so myself! Cabmageddon 1.71 Payoff: $3000 Description: Survive the brutal VC cab attack. =============================================================== Mercedes wants you to pick her up so head to the destination. When you get there, sound the horn. Then a bunch of VC cabs want to play demolition derby with you as the main target. You can go to 8-balls bomb shop which is the last blue door of the garages that is by the water. Go in there and the cabs should follow you. After all that, your car will be rigged to explode. Try to start a pile up in that same garage. Hop out and away from all the cars and detonate your car. That will blow them all up and now you have to face their boss. He drives a zebra car so you can do 1 of 2 options. One, if you have a rocket launcher, run away from him and fire or two, you can shoot its tires with a sniper to slow it down, run up to the cab, throw the man out of the cab and run him over with his own vehicle. Either way is fine. You get 3000 dollars in cash and you completed the Kaufman cab asset. You also get the Zebra cab in your Kaufman Cab's building. The Malibu 1.72 No Escape? 1.73 Payoff: $1000 Description: Bust out a man in jail. =============================================================== This mission is really hard and you donít get paid a lot which stinks. During these Malibu missions, you need to get some powerful people so you can complete a bank heist later on in the game. Ken Rosenberg wants you to go and bust out Cam Jones who is an expert safe-cracker. Head for the police department and park a fast car by the entrance. Get inside and make sure that on the little box for your weapons you only see a fist because cops will get mad at you. Go up the stairs and you need to go into one of those little offices that they have and take the key card. Then head downstairs and into the jail area. Use the key card to bust out Cam Jones. Now, not only do you have to drive him back to his house but you also have 4 stars. Now I hope you parked a fast vehicle because now is Bond, James Bond, time. Hop in the car and wait for Cam to get in. Donít wait to long or cops will bust you. When Cam gets in the car, speed or hightail your way outta their and take him to his house. Try your utmost best to avoid any of the cops and the spike strips that they deploy while you are driving. When you get Cam back home, you get a measly $1000. The Shootist 1.74 Payoff: $2000 Description: Get a higher score at the shooting range than Phil Cassidy. =============================================================== If you are very good at aiming those first person guns then you are going to have an easy time on this mission. When you get to Ammunation, go inside the shooting range and talk to Phil. You're gonna ask him to join your merciless crew in an attempt to do a bank heist later. He says that he will cooperate, only if you can shoot better than him. There isnít much to say about this mission. Just make sure you aim precisely, meaning directly, at the targets and you'll have no problem. Try not to waste any ammo because if time runs out or if your ammo runs out, the course is over. You're aiming to get at least over 60 points. Then, after the first round, you are prompted to go into the next room. In this room, aim as best as you can at the cardboard people. My tip is when you have that first person mode for shooting, take the little dot inside the big circle and place it on your enemy and fire! Just make sure you do it quickly because they won't stay up for long! After you complete this mission, Phil agrees to join you in your quest and you get 2000 smackers. Just one more person left. The Driver 1.75 Payoff: $3000 Description: Beat Hillary in a car race or in German, Autorenfahren. =============================================================== You just need one more person to conduct your little heist. You need a driver, and Rosenberg says that he knows the best person for the job, Hillary. Unfortunately, Hillary will only comply if you beat him in a race. Go outside the Malibu and you'll meet Hillary. The disadvantage is that he has a much faster car than you. Soon enough, you'll get a two star wanted level because of illegal racing. Since Hillary's car is much faster than your car, you can only hope that the cops bump into him or he gets slowed down by traffic. If you manage to make it all the way to the end, Hillary will join you and you have one mission left! The Job 1.76 Payoff: $30,000 Description: Its bank heist time! =============================================================== Aren't you a little concerned as to why all the missions start with the? Oh well! Now that you have everyone, you can finally go and do your little bank heist. Make sure everyone gets in the cab before it leaves. You'll be taken to a bank which you will rob. When you get there, hop out of the car and head into the pink marker on your right to change into some bank clothes. Bank robbing that is! When you get inside, Phil will stay guard while you and Cam go upstairs to the safe. Make sure you have some weapons equip because guards will attack. There is some armor on the second floor if you need it. Head into the elevator and into another room. Kill some guards if there are any and head to the vault. Cam says it will take a while so head downstairs to find the manager. Take him upstairs to the vault but walk! Donít run because he needs to be there with you and if you run ahead of him he might get lost! Leave the manager upstairs with Cam and head downstairs with Phil. Someone set the alarm of so you now have a 3 star wanted level. When downstairs, head into the pink marker and Jones opens the vault. But then suddenly, the SWAT team comes to the rescue! Shoot them and make sure you keep good ol' Phil alive because you'll need him to beat the game! Once the area is clear, head into the pink circle by the doors and meet your makers! Hillary pulls up the taxi but gets shot. Quickly dispose of any cops who you think can get you out of the car in a jiffy. Eliminate those people and get in the car. When everyone gets in, drive all the way back home, (not Liberty City I mean your destination!) and you'll get your paycheck of a whopping $30,000 plus you just completed the asset for the Malibu. Only 6 more missions left and you beat the game! Phil Cassidy 1.77 Gun Runner 1.78 Payoff: $2000 Description: Make four trucks drop their cargo and take it. =============================================================== Phil will call you after the mission called The Job and offer his services. Get over to his house now! Phil wants you to blow up 4 different vehicles and collect the cargo they drop. This is fairly easy so get a sub-machine gun and get in a car. I prefer a fast one. Try to find them one by one and do some drive bys. When you manage to at least get the car smoking and almost about to blow up, they drop the cargo. Get your butt outta the car and go collect it. Do the same thing for the rest and you'll pass this mission in no time. Boomshine Saigon 1.79 Payoff: $4000 Description: Get Phil some medical attention quickly! =============================================================== Phil is one whacked up man. He tries to blow off his own arm now. You need to get him to a hospital before he dies. You'll have a really hard time driving because of all the Boomshine. Donít exceed your speed to much or the screen will get blurry and you'll have a whole lot more trouble driving. When you get to the hospital, Phil starts complaining and tells you to take him to an ex-army surgeon downtown. Take him there before he passes out and or dies. When you complete this mission, you get the money, Phil's asset complete, and you get some pretty cool weapons over at his place. Life is sweet in Vice City, ain't it? Print Works 1.80 Spilling the Beans 1.81 Payoff: $2000 Description: Extract some info from a shipping officer. =============================================================== Just 4 more missions and you are done with the game! Now in this mission, you need to first buy the print works for about 7-8000 dollars. I know it's a lot but you need it in order to beat the game. The old man that owns the print works can print up some counterfeit cash but will need some plates in order to proceed. Go outside and get in the taxi which will take you to the Malibu. Speak to Kent Paul and he mentions something about triads. Leave the Malibu and go to your next destination. You'll find that it is on a huge boat. Go up the boat and kill some people who try to shoot you. After you kill most of them, head to your destination and watch. Then, you get a 2 star wanted level. Hurry downstairs and get in a fast car. Drive to the nearest pay and spray to get rid of that 2 star wanted level. Then head back to the print works and collect your pay. Hit the Courier 1.82 Payoff: $5,000 Description: Assassinate the courier to get the plates needed for counterfeiting. =============================================================== This mission will get you the asset properties done for the print works and will also unlock the last two missions for the game. Part two requires you to retrieve plates from the courier. She'll arrive via a heli. (Helicopter) Go down to the docks and wait a while. She'll get in a car and speed off. I hope you have a fast car because you'll need one in order to keep up with her! Do some drive-by shootings to make her get out of her car. Kill her and retrieve the plates. Also kill any other female guards to make sure your escape shall be easy. Run, well actually drive, all the way back to the print works. You completed the asset for the print works, got 5000 bucks, and you got two more missions left till the end of the game! What are you waiting for? Final Missions 1.83 Cap the Collector 1.84 Payoff: $30,000 Description: Stop any of the enemy gang members from putting you out of business. =============================================================== Even though you already did all the print works missions, you still need to go there again to get this mission. It turns out that Sonny is tired of waiting and wants the money. He sent a few henchmen to get to your asset properties and steal the money. Quickly hop in a car and speed off! Do drive-bys do anything to kill the Forelli men from stealing your money! They are riding in Sanchez's so run them over! There are six collectors so go kill 'em all! If they tax all your properties, you fail the mission! When you kill all six, you beat the mission and you unlock the final mission! Keep Your Friends CloseÖ 1.85 Payoff: $30,000 Description: The moment of truth. Stop the Forelli's from taking your money! =============================================================== This is it. You've worked so hard to get this far so don't screw it up. Sonny is fed up and he's making a little visit to your house. Before he comes here, you tell Ken to get the fake cash and you tell Lance to go get the Forelli's. When Lance comes back, you find out that he betrayed you! He told Sonny all about your little counterfeit operation. Sonny is mad, and he will kill you. You start out behind your desk. Shoot all the goons from taking your money. Soon you'll see a short scene with Lance outside the office. Kill that little prick traitor! Run outside and shoot him. That little punk runs away so chase him. Also make sure to kill some goons while you are chasing Lance. Keep shooting at him whenever you get the chance. You'll eventually end up at the rooftop of your mansion. Shoot Lance as well as all the goons. Take cover so you don't get wounded too much. Make sure you have some rocket launcher ammo because you'll need it later. If you do have rocket launcher ammo and you have about 5, use them on Lance. Make sure you have at least 3 rocket launcher ammo left because you'll need it. When you send that prick to the dumps head back downstairs and go into you office. Keep shooting some more goons until Sonny shows up. Remember those 3 rocket launcher ammos I told you to keep? Well, equip the rocket launcher and tell Sonny to say hello to your little friend! 3 rocket launcher shots should kill Sonny. After all this ruckus which totally reminds me of Scarface, watch the ending credits and enjoy yourself. Oh and one more thing. The game doesn't really "end." You get an extra 30,000 dollars and you can cruise around Vice City and show people who truly owns Vice City. Thank you for reading this guide and congrats on beating this magnificent masterpiece, created by Rockstar! Extras!!!!!!!! 1.85 Odd Jobs Odd Jobs are the founding society of Vice City in which we can make a little bit more than we earn .Don't get me wrong, most of these "Odd Jobs" are quite challenging. Distribution The only way you'll be able to do distribution missions is if you buy the Ice Cream factory. You'll have a nice little old lady greet you in a creepy yet non- sophisticated way. Hop in your little Ice Cream truck and head off. Keep selling over and over and you'll eventually get a few wanted levels. The easiest way to get rid of them is by going to a pay and spray that's close by. Some gangs might even start to attack you. But remember, Pay and Sprays donít work on gangs! Car Showroom pt. 1: Street Races For those who are looking for the RC races, you'll have to wait awhile or skip ahead. That's if I've updated this thing. There are 6, yes 6, different street races that you can compete in. Below is a list of the six races, how much it costs to enter, and how much you get if you win. Street Race Entrance Fee Prize Terminal Velocity $100 $400 Ocean Drive $500 $2000 Border Run $1000 $4000 Capital Cruise $2000 $8000 Tour! $5000 $20,000 V.C. Endurance $10,000 $40,000 They are all a lot of money to enter but you get a bigger prize if you win. When doing these races, I recommend starting small and going up until you get enough experience. These races do give out a ton of money but they also make you lose some too! Also, the races are tougher and tougher as you go along. To access these missions you need to buy the car showroom which also unlocks the next part. Car Showroom pt. 2: Stolen Cars Okay, for this part, you need to steal a few cars that are on the list and drop them off at the Car Showroom garage. The following list is what you need in each level. Remember, you need to get all the cars on the list in order to go to the next on. List 1 Landstalker Idaho Esperanto Stallion Rancher Blista Compact Prize: Deluxo List 2 Sabre Virgo Sentinel Stretch Washington Admiral Prize: Sabre Turbo List 3 Cheetah Infernus Banshee Phoenix Comet Stinger Prize: Sandking List 4 Voodoo Cuban Hermes Caddy Baggage Handler Mr. Whoopee Pizza Boy Prize: Hotring Racer I'm liking that prize in list 4. The Hotring Racer is a really fast car and now you have it with you all the time! If you don't know what car is what then here is a useful tip. When you get in a car, you notice the in the right hand corner it says a certain name. For those of you who don't know that means that that's the name of the car you are driving. That's only when you enter a car. So don't get it mixed up when you are driving and you notice in that corner it says Vice Point. Well, you get the picture.