The Simpsons RRRR DDD RRRRR OOOO AAAA DDDDDD RR R OOOOOO AA AA DD DDD RRRRR OO OOO AAAAAA DDDDDD RRR RR OOOO AAA AAA DDDD RRRR AAA GGGG EEEEE RR R AA AA GG EE RRRR AAAAA GG G EEE R RR AA AA GGGG EEEEE for PS2 THE SIMPSONS ROADRAGE FAQ/WALKTHROUGH --------------------------------------------------------------------- By HansMoleman13 Version 3.0 1/25/02 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Table of Contents 1. INTRO b. Objective 2. LEVELS b. Tips/Observations 3. CODES (XBOX, PS2, GAMECUBE) 4. MISSION WALKTHROUGH 5. CHARACTERS b. Ratings on Speed and Turning 6. QUOTES 7. INFINITE ROUTES 8. FAQ 9. GLITCHES + MISTAKES ------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have anything new on shortcuts or infinite routes or codes, have a question or want to correct me email me at [email protected] READ THE PAGE BEFORE YOU EMAIL SO YOU DON'T SEND FRIVOLOUS E-MAIL. Please. For you Simpson fans got to my web site at http://members.fortunecity.com/mdm0. It is on The Simpsons and contains this FAQ in an unprintable version and more. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Legal Stuff from the Offices of Lionel Hutz... This FAQ is copyrighted 2002 HansMoleman13. Feel free to print out for personal use. Only sites with permission to use this (besides GameFaqs) is my site, http://members.fortunecity.com/mdm0, www.cheatcc.com and www.psxcodez.com. If you get any info from this FAQ, and you are putting in a website, FAQ, or Message Board credit me and link to my FAQ. DO NOT COPY from this I don't mind if you take an idea or two but don't copy word for word nor should you even make it similar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CREDIT: To Gamewinners.com for the codes and infinite route 1#. Infinite route #3 is from Simpsonsforum.com. Everything else is my original work so if you get info from my FAQ credit me or else Sideshow Bob will come after you... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATES: Version 2.0 Added Infinite Routes, Objective, changed Level rankings, added FAQ and Character rankings. Also added new codes. Version 3.0 Started Quotes, and Glitches Sections, added GC and Xbox codes, and added a shortcut or two and some more FAQ's. I edited all 19 pages. 1 MY LITTLE INTRO Best Simpson Game ever. B OBJECTIVE: To get 1,000,000 dollars to buy back the transit system from Mr. Burns and complete 10 missions to unlock a secret car. _____________________________________________________________________ NOTE: When I say Burnout in this FAQ I mean a donut. To perform one, while moving, hit left (or right) and square at the same time. _____________________________________________________________________ 2 The Levels This is a list of shortcuts and interesting facts and a ranking of how good it is for money out of ten. I do not factor in infinite runs. Levels: Evergreen Terrace Rating: 8/10 Shortcuts: Go under a billboard with dirt tracks, major short cut. There is a dirt path behind buildings on the way to gas station, Moleman's and the Grocery store. Cut across lawns and through parking lots. There is a tunnel leading from the church to Lovejoy's house. When going to the church cut through the water. On the way to the Retirement Castle, on the right is a sign that says TO ROOF. Go through the little alley onto the roof and ride it into the start of another shortcut, near a Planet of the Apes billboard. When going to Willie's shack, go through the school. Entertainment District Rating: 9/10 Shortcuts: There is a truck ramp after Disco Stu's and Java the Hut on the right side of the road. It leads down to the area of Sir Putts-a- lot and the Googleplex. Best short cut in the game but DO NOT use when going to Planet Hype. Go through the Duff Brewery, a Capitol City Goofball is outside. A dirt jump is outside of She-She Lounge. Use the side streets well. A nice path is behind the Bowl-a-rama. Springfield Dam Rating: 6/10 Shortcuts: Bear left after the start to take a grass path. After the Eat Deer sign go right on to grass to cut the turn. When going to places in the Kamp Krusty area go through the water. Right after crossing the gorge go to the left like you are going to run into a wall. You will cut through vines into a cave that ends at the Springfield Dam. Power Plant Rating 7.5/10 Shortcuts: A straightforward level. I note that there is a path leading out of The Runoff Stream. It is often faster to cut through the water. You can go on the 2nd story of the mall. Cut through the Springfield Coliseum with the Truck-a-Saurus. Make your own short cuts by cutting across parking lots. Downtown: Rating: 8.5/10 Shortcuts: In a fork in the grass there is the biggest jump, The Escalator to Nowhere. It lands you by the tennis and basketball courts. Behind the Sit and Rotate restaurant is a jump it takes you to the runways of the airports. The airplanes have jumps but there arent really helpful. You can travel in the sewer and ride on the train tracks. On top of the parking garage are three jumps, very cool but it takes too long to get to the top. Springfield Mountains Rating: 3/10 Shortcuts: Small redundant level. You can ride on the train tracks. Go through Burns' mansion and garden. Only about 10 destinations. _____________________________________________________________________ B General tips: Hit bus stops for an extra two seconds. Use side roads and cut corners. Memorize routes that give lots of money. Avoid the yellow bus and Burns car. Use burnouts to turn. Do not hit select unless you are stuck, it brings you backwards. When dropping off a customer land in the pick-up area of another customer. Find side-streets and some short cuts on the map in the lower left corner of the screen. Play on hard mode, it gives you less time but much more money. The hand often screws you up so don't follow it if you know where you are going. Little interesting observations Ram into the statue of Jebediah Springfield and his head will fall off like in "The Telltale Head." The chalkboard says 'This is not a clue... or is it?' That is from "Who Shot Mr. Burns." The duff tanks in the Brewery are Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry. The scoreboard at Sir-Putt-a-lot is from when Bart and Flanders play each other. Many non controllable characters are in the game, such as Gil, Dizzy Duff, Crazy Old Man, and plenty more. The horns on each car are different. Many landmarks are not destinations. Many people at the same pick-up area are going to the same place. When playing as Smithers in the beginning Mr. Burns rides in the little soapbox car/toy. The speed limit in the Mountains is 75. After/ or during the construction of the quote section I might write the different signs and billboards out, some are pretty funny. George Bush's house is across from the Simpson's just like in the episode. _____________________________________________________________________ 3 CODES: You little cheater.... ALL CODES ARE DONE AT THE OPTIONS SCREEN WHILE HOLDING L1 AND R1 FOR A PS2. ALL CODES ON GAMECUBE AND X- BOX ARE DONE HOLDING L + R AT THE OPTIONS SCREEN. REPEAT THEM TO TURN THEM OFF. For Holiday Characters, another way to unlock them is by changing the date on your system. ################################################################## PS2 CODES ################################################################### More money: Press Square four times. Overhead: Press circle three times and square once. Night Mode: Press X four times. New camera views: Press triangle four times. Flat people: Press circle four times. Collision lines: Press triangle twice, and X twice. Soapbox car: Press triangle twice, square once and circle once. Nuclear Bus: Press triangle twice, square once and X once Smithers: Press triangle twice and square twice. Stop the clock: Press circle, triangle, square, and X once. NOTE: Use triangle to start, stop, and reset the clock. Slow Mo: Press X, circle, triangle, and square once. Halloween Bart: Play on October 31 OR press triangle twice, circle once and X once. Christmas Apu: Play on December 25 OR press triangle twice, circle once and triangle again. Pilgrim Marge: Play on Thanksgiving OR press triangle twice, and circle twice. New Years Krusty: Play on January 1 OR press triangle twice, circle once and square once. #################################################################### X-BOX CODES #################################################################### More Money: Press X four times. Overhead view: Press X three times and Y once. Night Mode: Press A four times. More Camera Views: Press Y four times. Flat Characters: Press B four times. Collision Lines: Press Y two times and A two times. Soapbox Car: Press Y twice, X, and then B. Nuclear Bus: Press Y twice, X, and then A Smithers: Y twice, and X twice. Stop the Clock: Press B, then Y, X, and finally A. Slow Mo: Press A, then B, then Y, and finally X. Halloween Bart: Press Y twice, then B, and lastly A OR play on October 31. Christmas Apu: Press Y twice, B, and Y again OR play on December 25. Pilgrim Marge: Press Y twice, and B twice OR play on Thanksgiving. New Year's Krusty: Press Y twice, B, then X OR play on January 1. ##################################################################### GAMECUBE CODES ##################################################################### More Money: Press Y four times. Overhead View: Press X three times, and Y once. Night Mode: Press A four times. More Camera Views: Press B four times. Flat Characters: Press X four times. Collision Lines: Press B twice, then A twice. Soapbox Car: Press B twice, Y, then X. Nuclear Bus: Press B twice, then Y, and finally A. Smithers: Press B twice, and Y twice. Stop the Clock: Press X once, B once, Y, and then A. Slow Mo: Press A, then X, then B, and lastly Y. Halloween Bart: Press B twice, X, and A OR play on October 31. Christmas Apu: Press B twice, X, and B again OR play on December 25. Pilgrim Marge: Press B twice, and X twice OR play on Thanksgiving. New Year's Krusty: Press B twice, X once, and finally Y OR play on January 1. _____________________________________________________________________ MISSIONS A difficulty rating is included. 1 is the hardest, 10 is the easiest. ######If you are impatient you can fail any of the first 9 missions 5 times to skip it and never have to do it######. It does not work on Burns' Arena. Rating: 10 Knock over 12 newspaper boxes. The first one is on the right side of the road. So is the second one. At the fork bear left and knock over the box on the left. The next box is on the right behind a bus stop. The next box is on the right also. On the left is the next. You are halfway there. Continue along the road and the next two are on the right. After getting the next one on the left turn left. The last three are, in order, left side, right side, right side. HOMER ON THE RUN Rating: 9 Get to the Power Plant before Burns hits you. It's a straightforward mission. Follow the hand and watch out for Burns outside the drop off area. He will charge at you. Stay to the right of him and you will be fine. BARNEY'S RAGE Rating:6 Hit 12 Capital City Goofballs. The first mascot is on Barney's right. Immediately cut diagonally through the park to the next Goofball on his right. Continue straight/right. The next Goofball is on the left. The next two are on the grass median in the middle. Hit the Goofball on the right and turn right. Hit the Goofball on the left. Again hit a mascot on the right and turn right. The next mascots are on the left and right respectively. The second to last is on the left in the parking lot. The last Goofball is in the entrance of the Coliseum. If you missed a Goofball early on, never fear, three more are here. Yep, don't go back to get the one you skipped, inside the Coliseum is three mascots in one blue ring. OTTO'S DRIVING TEST Rating: 7 Hit fifteen light posts. This mission is easy because all targets are in a small area. What I do is immediately go right. I then go up and back down the parking lot for 10 of the posts. I crossover and finish it off. SNAKE'S DAY OFF Rating: 4 Hit twenty cans of nuclear waste. The first three are on the right among the bushes. A fourth can is also on the right but do a partial burnout into it to head left. Now that you have turned the next three are on the right. Do not enter the plant after getting the seventh can. Instead go to the right of it. Cans numbers 8 - 14 are in plain view here in somewhat of a line. After that turn left (it's the only place you can go) the next ones on the left, right and left. You should turn left into a parking lot (If you aren't in one already I'm not sure). The next three cans of waste will be right down the middle. THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE Rating: 5 Hit 12 garbage cans. The first can is easy to miss it is on the right but nearly parallel with the start. Hit it and continue across the bridge. Four cans are in a line along the left of the bridge, run them over. Before you turn left hit the can on the grass median (preferably with a burnout so the left turn is easier and to avoid ol' Burnsie). The next two are on the left. One is one the right and another on the left. Here you will leap the gorge. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH SPEED TO CLEAR THE JUMP. You will lose if you miss the jump. After landing it there is one trash can on the left and the final can on the right. SAVE THE HOVERCAR Rating: 8 Get to City hall before time runs out. Simple mission. Only obstacle is that Mr. Burns is on the highway to stop you. A last minute turn will avoid him and you're home free. NOT THE TREES Rating: 1 Hit 8 bundles of three trees. I tried about 15 times before I got it, this is the only Mission I did not get on my first try, the trick is all in this one back track. Anyhoo... The first bundle is under the billboard after you go up the hill. You will reach the Tire Fire and you will want take the right fork. A stack is on the right, after hitting that, turn left as another one is on the left. Now when the road merges do a partial burnout left turn. Burnout into the stack before you. In case I lost you, all we did was make a U-turn and another U-turn, we are now back on the route. The next two piles are on the left and right. DON'T GO ON THE TRAIN TRACKS OR YOU WILL LOSE. Now turn up the path on the right and take a sharp left. The final two are straight ahead. KRUSTY'S ESCAPE Rating:3 Hit 15 Krusty signs. The first sign is on the right. The next two are on the middle and right. Turn right here and collect the next two signs on the left. The following two are on the right. One more is on the left. A sign is in the middle of a fork. Hit it and take the left path. Two more on the left. Then on the right, left and right. Here you should head diagonally across the park to get the final one. BURNS' ARENA Rating:2 Hit 20 pieces of statues. Head forward to enter the garden. You might want to change the camera view. Don't press select unless you are positively stuck. It brings you out at the front of The Mansion. Just drive around and hit the statues, only reason it is hard is because of Burns' car. ##################################################################### You have unlocked The Car Built for Homer!!!!!!!! To use it choose Homer. It will ask which car you want. ##################################################################### 5 CHARACTERS Playable, non-secret, characters: Homer - Family Car Marge - Canyonero Bart - Honor Roller Willie - Tractor Lisa - Elec-Taurus Flanders - Family Car Apu - Sports Car Moe- Sedan Barney - Plow King Grandpa - Shriner Car Krusty - Klown Car Frink - Hovercar Snake - Lil' Bandit Chief Wiggum - Police Car Rev. Lovejoy - Book Burning Mobile Homer - Mr. Plow Homer - Car built for Homer Otto - School Bus Apu- Speed (Acceleration Also): A- Turning (Donuts, also): C+ FINAL GRADE: B Barney- Speed: C Turning: F FINAL GRADE: D Bart- Speed: A- Turning: C+ FINAL GRADE: B Chief Wiggum- Speed: C+ Turning: C FINAL GRADE: C+ Flanders- Speed: B- Turning: A+ FINAL GRADE: B+/A- Frink- Speed: A- Turning: A+ FINAL GRADE: A Grandpa- Speed: C+ Turning: B- FINAL GRADE: B- Homer (Family Car)- Speed: D Turning: C+ FINAL GRADE: C- Homer (Mr. Plow)- Speed: C Turning: D- FINAL GRADE: D+ Homer (Car Built For Homer)- Speed: C+ Turning: D- FINAL GRADE: C- Krusty- Speed: B Turning: B FINAL GRADE: B Lisa- Speed: B- Turning: B FINAL GRADE: B Marge- Speed: B Turning: D FINAL GRADE: C Moe- Speed: B- Turning: C+ FINAL GRADE: B- Otto- Speed: D Turning: D- FINAL GRADE: D Rev. Lovejoy- Speed: C+ Turning: C FINAL GRADE: C Snake- Speed: A- Turning: B- FINAL GRADE: B+ Smithers- Speed: B Turning:C+ FINAL GRADE: B- Willie- Speed: C+ Turning: B FINAL GRADE: B- Note Secret Holiday Characters are the same stats as their counterpart. I might add stats for the code cars. If anyone is wondering how this crazy Simpson freak got the ratings, well, I'll tell you how. I first timed a certain stretch at the beginning of Evergreen Terrace. Almost everyone who got a B or higher finished in 5 or less seconds, from C to B was 6 seconds and D+ and below was 7 seconds. I played around with turns and burnouts and gave a bad, medium, or good ratings (With + or -). I then converted to Grades using this system: GRADING SYSTEM Good+ = A+ Good = A- Good- = B Medium+ = B- Medium = C+ Medium- = C Bad+ = D Bad = D- Bad- = F For the final grade I averaged the two. If it fell between I would choose to round up, down, or choose both. Please DO NOT email me about whether you think I'm right or wrong on this I tried to be as fair and mathematical as I could but my rankings are not 'official.' 6. QUOTES Ahh, quotes, the best part of the game. Please note I am omitting quotes such as Hi,---- and Take me to the---- unless they are funny. (Such as, "Take me to Grandma's World, I'm horny." - Grandpa) This list is not complete, It takes about 1 and 1/2 hours to get 30 - 40 quotes different quotes from one driver and the same time for 50-60 pick- up/hittable quotes. I do this simultaneously but if you do the math if I do one character a day it will take 18 days (or 27 hours) don't expect me to be done very soon because I will have to type it up and put it on the internet so it will be awhile. I would be ever so happy if you e-mailed me at [email protected] and told me a few quotes I don't have. I will credit you and if you tell me post your e-mail or site. OPENING SEQUENCE (Bart is playing video games when Homer steps in front of the TV.) Bart: Dad!! Homer: Quit playing those stupid video games, boy, I want to watch TV. (Marge hums as Homer changes channels.) Kent Brockman: (Kent Brockman is standing on camera) Oh, we're live in front of City Hall as hooticrat Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his nuclear powered. Mr. Burns: (Mayor Quimby and Smithers flank him) Behold Burns' atomic megabus, faster, cheaper, and perfectly safe. Hans Moleman: (Hans Moleman is standing next to a nuclear bus, both are glowing) Please kill me. Marge: (Back to the Simpson's couch where the family is sitting watching the TV) That poor man, I hope someone does kill him. Lisa: Those buses are a threat to public health. Homer: Threat to public health, eh? That gives me an idea. Homer: (Homer is outside and has painted 'Homer 4 Hire' on his car) What do you think? Marge: (Lisa is shaking her head) Hrmmm. Bart: Just get to the game already. Homer: Woohoo, Alright! (Drives over the mailbox twice) THE END Quotes from when you highlight a character at the character selection screen. Homer: (Normal car, drives into sight) Woohoo! I got the need for speed and money. Homer: (Car Built For Homer is on a showcase, laughter is heard in the background) The sticker price is... $82,000!!!! (Horn goes off, as laughter gets louder.) Bart: (Drives into view) I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? Marge: (Canyonero drives up ramp after hitting telephone pole.) Everyone better stay out of my way. Lisa: (Drives up in Elec-taurus) Get ready for electric speed. (Plug pops out) Oh dear. Grandpa: (Rams shriner car into a fire hydrant) Buh, Buh, buh, look where you're goin' ya idiot. Willie: (Drive up in tractor with Willy painted on it) Get ready for some big Willie style. Krusty: (Drives up and hops out) Hey-Hey. Time to make some kablingy, I mean mazoolians. Apu: (Drives in on two side wheels) Riding this car is more dangerous than the night shift at the Kwik-e-Mart. But, what the heck? Barney: (The truck has a bunch of snow in the back and Homer is standing behind the truck) Whoa, its my turn to drive already? (dumps snow on Homer) Homer: D'oh Moe: (Drives up and trunk opens and a Panda appears) Vamoose. Get out of here. Scram. (Trunk closes) Hey, it isn't mine, I swear. Otto: (Drives around) Alright, Alright. This is way better than driving those stupid kids. Chief Wiggum: (Pulls up with siren on) Never fear Chief Wiggum is... (eats a donut) around. Ned Flanders: (Drives into a holy light) Ned Flanders at your ser- diddly-ervice. Homer: (Mr. Plow plows through some snow singing) Oh, Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow. Reverend Lovejoy: (Drives in as the book, Little Women, flies out of the Book Burning Mobile and hits the camera) Come and ride in the Lord's chariot. Snake: (Chief Wiggum is in pursuit of Snake) Chief Wiggum: Freeze, hairball. (Both cars go off screen, a car crashes and a wheel rolls by) Snake: Alright, let's go smash things. Frink: (Floats around and a jet on the back of his car falls off) Glavin, Glavin, mulhavin-glavin. That monkey is going to pay. Quotes from Playable Characters (Secret Characters do not talk :-() HOMER 1. USA, USA 2. Take that. 3. (Menacing voice) Get in, I've got candy. 4. So long suckers. 5. Please don't sue. 6. I feel bad about myself. 7. Woohoo! 8. Eat my dust. 9. D'oh. 10. That was too easy. 11. Bo-oring. 12. Where to Mac? 13. Mistakes were made. 14. Want a receipt? Too bad!! 15. (Whisper) I'm not a very good driver. 16. The what now? 17. Seatbelt Shmeatbelt. 18. Touchdown. 19.(Nervous) Oh, Chief Wiggum, how can I be of law-abiding service. 20. Tip please. 21. Get in boy. 22. Aw, I swallowed my gum. 23. Do you have a barf bag? I don't feel so good. 24. That's a spicy meatball!! 25. OK, I didn't ask for your life story. 26. Now that's driving. 27. Ooh, can I come? 28. Don't sit on my nachos. 29. Thank you. 30. Hope you didn't puke. 31. What part of get in don't you understand? 32. Let's do this thing. 33. Damn straight. 34. Did I do great or really great? 35. Whatever. 36. It's crashing time. 37. Let's see you do better. 38. Ow, my head. 39. (Nervous) Uh, Chief Wiggum, what are you doing here? 40. Homer for Hire at your service. FRINK 1. So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and the cell phone related mishaps. 2. Oh good lord! 3. Aw, My glasses need tape. 4. Welcome fellow earthling. 5. Alright then. 6. Professor Frink rides again. 7. I have pain, pain in the glavin. 8. Uhoh, that wasn't supposed to happen. 9. Zoig. 10. That was Frinktastic if I say so myself. 11. Hey-Hey. Where can I take you. 12. See you later silly person. 13. Where to land traveler? 14. If we go any faster my car might go back in time. 15. Whoa, that was incredible. 16. I broke my flux capacity. 17. Owh, I didn't mean to hit a person. 18. Hum hayvin!! 19. Excelsior! 20. Superior technology breeds superior results. gah-hey! 21. Why you worthless hunk of junk!! 22. Save me from the pain. 23. Muh-Glavin. 24. Now why would you do that to a person? 25. Thank you for riding. 26. Hey watch it buster. 27. Great Akkam's razor. 28. REST COMING SOON Characters you Pick-up or hit (This includes playable characters when you pick them up) Hittable: Texan? I have never seen him but I swear I've heard him say Yee-hee!! Gil 1. Ol' Gil is going to need another operation. 2. Aw, I think you broke something there. 3. This looks bad for old Gil. 4. Aw, Gil's gonna sue... I'm gonna be on an easy streak. 5. Aw, Gil's really done for. Man in blue suit 1. (Accent) Look out 2. Nine (or Nide I can't tell but nine is German for No) Crazy Old Man 1. Oof!! Rabbi Krustofski 1. Hey!! 2. Ooof!! Capitol City Goofball 1. (Male voice) Look Out! 2. (Male voice) Oog!! 3. (Male voice) I regret nothing. Dizzy Duff 1. Oof!! Pick-Uppable BARNEY 1. Take me to the church, I think I did something last night but I can't remember what. 2. I think I ate a bug. 3. Get us killed, why dontcha? 4. That hurt. 5. Thanks little buddy, you're the best. 6. Hurry up already, I'm going to be late. 7. Hey, where are you taking me anyway 8. What? I don't know what I'm doing here. 9. Whoa, a ride I promise I'll try my best not to throw up. 10. Can't you go any faster than this. 11. Whoa, I don't feel so good. 12. (Burp) BART 1. Dude, where are you going? 2. Hurry up already, I'm gonna be late. 3. Oh-ho, that was the coolest. CAPTAIN MCALLISTER 1. Can you give an old seabird a lift? 2. That was uncalled for, methinks. 3. Can' this landlubber machine go any faster? 4. Could you please stop running us aground now? 5. That was 40 knots over the speed limit. 6. Thar she blows. 7. Ahoy, maties. CHIEF WIGGUM 1. Drive. With extreme prejudice. 2. Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car. 3. Hurry up, I won't give you a ticket. 4. The law says you're not supposed to go that fast, but, what the heck? 5. Smashy Smashy. 6. Whoa, that was a big one. 7. Ow, my tushie. 8. That's a moving vioation. 9. Ow sat on my gun. 10. I don't think you know where you're going. 11. You sure know how to speed. COMIC BOOK GUY 1. Worst videogame ever. 2. You did that at warp 10. 3. Require burgers for a ????????? marathon. 4. Warp speed. 5. Will you hurry up I'm going to be late. 6. That was the greatest ride in history. FRINK 1. The primary reason you are picking me up is according to the laws of physics gah-hoy I cannot occupy two places at the same time. 2. Ow, the collision, it hurts. 3. Ow, my glasses need tape. 4. More velocity. I'm going to be late. 5. Whoa. 6. Save me from the pain. 7. You must have had Flubber in the gas tank. 8. It was like I was cryogenically frozen without the heartbeat and the ceasing of the aging process gah-hoy. HANS MOLEMAN 1. That was the best ride of my life. 2. Take me somewhere happy. 3. Take me... Oh, I forgot where I needed to go. 4. Anyone there? Hello? 5. Your driving scares me. 6. Oh, are we here already? JASPER 1. I'm gonna be late, hurry up. 2. Can you drive faster? 3. You're driving to slow. 4. Saw that coming. 5. Why did you do that. 6. Would you stop that? 7. Whoa, I'm getting dizzy. 8. UH, I'd say that's a new record. KRUSTY 1. Hey-Hey. Now shut up and drive. 2. Lucky for you I left my seltzer bottle at home. 3. Ahh! I can't feel my clown nose. 4. Ixnay on the ornographpay. 5. You drive worse than Mr. Teeny. 6. Hoo ha ha. You're faster than Joey Heatherton. MARGE 1. Be careful. 2. Oh. My tushie. 3. Why do you keep hitting everything? 4.Thanks so much, you're fast. NELSON 1. Time for some mass destruction. 2. Smashy Smashy. 3. Ha Ha! 4. Hey, I can drive better than this. 5. You suck, man. 6. That was pretty good... For a lamewad. OTTO 1. Oh yeah! 2. Dude, put the heavy metal to the petal!! 3. Whoa, spilled my pudding. 4. Don't harsh my mellow man. 5. Hurry up, I'm going to be late for something. 6. Whoa, where did that come from? 7. Hey, that trip went all the way to eleven. RALPH 1. Take me to the box-factory. Yay boxes!! 2. (Barking sounds) 3. Take me home, Leprechauns tell me to burn things. 4. Wait for Ralph. 5. I choo, choo, choose you. 6. My teeth came out. 7. I'm scared. 8. My tummy doesn't like your driving. 9. The happiest day of my life was when doctor said I didn't have worms. 10. Why are you driving so slow? 11. My daddy's gonna put you in jail. 12. It's OK I'm not good at things either. Miss Hoover says I'll get used to it. 13. Go banana. 14. Can you drive faster? 15. Thanks, you're the bestest driver ever. REVEREND LOVEJOY 1. Take me home, it's tiring being so righteous all the time. 2. I command you to stop. 3. I'm soaring with the angels. 4. Why don't you watch where you're going. 5. Hey, watch where you're going. 6. Now that was unnecessary I think. 7. Praise be the glory of God. SNAKE 1. Alright a car. 2. Take me to the Flanders' I've got my eye on their big screen. 3. Hurry up I'm going to be late. 4. Dude, you're more reckless than me. 5. Oh, like, no. 6. Bummer dude. 7. Way to go dude. 8. Dude, do you have to drive so slow? 9. Whoa, you're going to get us killed dude. 10. Awesome dude, you're the best. SQUEAKY VOICED TEEN 1. Stop!! 2. I'd give you a piece of my mind but I'm afraid to. 3. What? You're the best driver I've ever seen. WILLIE 1. Auch, someone pick Willie up for crying out loud 2. Willie needs a lift. 3. Can you take me to my shack, I need some Willie time. 4. Aye, you turned that guy into haus. 5. Aye, I think I punctured me bagpipes. 6. That was the best trip I ever had. _______________________________________________________________________ 7. INFINITE ROUTES These routes are controversial but are the fastest way to beat the game (definitely not the most fun). 1. In Evergreen Terrace take the first customer to the Kwik-E-Mart then go to Smither's Apartment. (Take the laft fork after the Kwik-e- Mart. it is on the right.) Across the street is an alley. Go to the end of it and do a burnout into the blue pick-up area. The person (Barney, Sea Captain, or Squeaky-voiced Teen,) will want to go to Smithers' take them through the alley and repeat the process. Eventually the person will disappear. Just pick up another person and comeback to it after that run. You WILL have 15 minutes on the clock. 2. Also in Evergreen Terrace a person (Flanders, Bumble Bee Man, Reverend Lovejoy) outside the cement tunnel will want to go to Lovejoy's. Take the tunnel to go there and go back and keep picking up the person. 3. Pick up the person (Lisa, Bart or Nelson) in front of the Stone Cutter Lodge. They'll want to go to Camp Krusty. Take the shortcut on the left, cut down to the Quimby's mansion, then go across the lake to Camp Krusty. Drop them off, then drive out to the little island and pickup the person there (Lovejoy, Bumblee Bee Man or Marge). They will want to go to Rancho Relaxo. Drive through camp Krusty, onto the dam, then drive off the dam into the water. Drive up the hill at the end, and right into Rancho Relaxo. Now drive out and pickup the person (Ralph, Dr. Nick or Krusty) on the left near the crashed truck, and take them to the Quimby's Mansion. Drive back down the hill, up the dam and jump it to land in the lake on the other side, then around to the front of the Quimby's Mansion. Pick up the person there (Frink, Sea Captain, Mayor Quimby, or Homer) will be waiting. They'll want to go to the Stonecutters Lodge. Take them there, and repeat. As more Infinite Routes come I will post them. _____________________________________________________________________ 8. FAQ Who is the best character? A: Frink (SEE Characters, above) What is the best money making level? A: Evergreen Terrace (SEE Infinite Routes above) How do you unlock the secret characters? A: Unlock the special car for Homer by beating the missions. Go to Codes Section for more secret characters. What systems is this for and how much does it cost? A: Xbox, Gamecube, and PS2. It is 49.99 but you can get $10 off with a box of Homer's or Bart's cereals. What do I get when I beat the game? A: A crappy video. Is there a difference between the games for the different consoles? A: Besides the controls, I think the ending video might be different, otherwise, no. Why are Barney and Homer's Names in black? A: Because the background is snow and white lettering wouldn't show up. What are the ratings for money in the game? A: From best to worst: Madman $15000+ Gazelle $12500 - $14999 Speed Freak $10000 - $ 12499 Insane $7000 - $9999 Reckless $5000 - 6999 Destructive $3000 - $ 4999 Timid $1000 - $2999 Grandma$1 - $999 Loser $0 What is your best score and where was it? A: $112,000 at Evergreen Terrace (SEE Infinite Runs #1). What if I have another question? A: Email me at [email protected] and I will answer it and post it on the FAQ. Should I buy or rent this game? A: BUY, Buy, buy. I'm not a Simpsons fan, when you refer to characters I don't know who you mean. Could you clarify that? A: OK that's hard but here goes. First learn the driver's their names are at the character selection screen. Mr. Burn's is the Bad Guy. Smithers is his assistant. Gil is a man in a blue suit with gray hair, he cannot be picked up. Principal Skinner is the same appearance as Gil, but can be picked up. Hans Moleman is a short old man wearing green pants and white shirt. Jasper is a short man old wearing gray and green. Edna Krabapple is a whiny lady wearing green. Mayor Quimby wears a sash that says 'Mayor.' Squeaky Voiced Teen, I just described him. Ralph, a short boy in blue. Milhouse a short boy in Orangish. Bumble Bee Man, a Mexican in a Bumblebee Bee suit. Comic Book Guy, a fat man in red. Dizzy Duff is a guy dressed like a beer. Crazy old Man is in pink. Capitol City Goofball is a yellow mascot. Rabbi Krustofsky is a man in black and gray. Nelson is a brown haired boy with pink and blue clothing. Moe, a bartender with an apron. Captain McAllister/Sea Captain, man in blue sailors uniform. Dr. Nick, a doctor in a white smock with an accent. _____________________________________________________________________ 9. GLITCHES + MISTAKES This game is pretty unglitchy, but many accuracy mistakes. ;-) but there are some I have found. UNLESS SPECIFIED, these glitches WILL NOT screw up the game or your systen or anything else. 1. Go to any basketball court (There are 3 in ET, one by the school and two behind some apartment, one in Downtown, and one in ED near the start) and ram slowly into the pole supporting the basketball net and backboard. If done right the pole will come out and the backboard will float in the air. This also can work for trees and billboards but not nearly as well. 2. When being rammed by the nuclear bus in an alley or against a wall you can see inside the bus. All that is in there is a purple floor. 3. A lot of accuracy mistakes were made. Some stores like Jittery Joe's are in two levels and a lot of places are in the wrong spot. Besides, the streets in Springfield are grid-like not every which way. 4. Often the character you pick up will go through cars. 5. When doing infinite route #1 by going so fast the character quotes get backed up, so for example when you pick up Barney, you might hear Captain McCallister thanking you. 6. In Head to Head mode when you hit a person it often doesn't count as you hitting them, always hit them hard. 7. This glitch is a good glitch, after someone hops out of the car because you are slow, the drop off zone remains for a few seconds, stop in there and you will get "Fast" rating. THANKS FOR READING MY FAQ... KEEP WATCHING THE SIMPSONS.