Hay Monster : well when you first start out fighting him you are in the barn.use the pitch fork to stab him in his behind (watch out because he will turn around with out warning!)do that three times then the next phase of the battle will begin! when you are fighting his fully robotic body he will start launching missiles that will follow you so dont try out running them.just hop behind one of the massive pipes untill a missile hits it but make sure he is done launching them before you come out from behind it.Now that the missile has hit it will start pouring water out of it,stand in the water untill he come's over to it,dont move because once he touches it it will stun him.when he is stunned go over to him and jump and press the action button when behind the big red button on his back.when that is done with go to a different pipe and do the same.repeat untill he is destroyed! Giant Poo Monster : this is a quick battle if you have good aim.now when you throw all of the sweet corn in the giant whirl pool of crap,The Monster Poo will arise and start singing to you.Ok now avoid the Poo he throws at you and stand on the action B button and throw toilet paper in his mouth when he does his solo.after doing that he will sing to you again and this time he blocks off the action B button so you have to go to use a different one.so what you do is go all the way around to the next one and do the same thing as the first action B button but this time do it three times.after doing so he will get angry.he will block off that B button and so you have to go to the last one.Now on the last B button he goes faster so you have to have good aim to administer his defeat.throw 5 rolls of toilet paper in his mouth (not at once) then he goes high pitched with his solo and he shatters the glass to the plunger.run to it with out being crushed with falling poo and pull the plunger.now he is flushed! Big Balled Boiler : Getting to this boss was the hard part now here is the easy part!Well when Conker walks into the boiler room he runs into two little loud mouthed Goblins.now after the little skit go to the giant keg and activate the B button.after doing so Conker is now Wasted beyond belief.now pee on the red guys untill most of them vanish.the two that you met when you came into the boiler room will go into a giant boiler.now the giant boiler will come alive and it's balls will drop.what you have to do in order to defeat him is run up to a corner of the room on a dump pad and wait untill he comes over to you.when he is in front of you wait untill he breathes fire at you,right as he does that power jump up and pull on the lever.that will dump crap on him and it will stun him for a brief moment.while he is stunned go over to his balls and press the Action B button.after doing so go to a different corner of the room and repeat. Giant Cave Man : This is the quickest and easiest fight out of the whole game!Just wait untill he raises his club and head butt him in his balls.after that run around to his rear end and press the action button.repeat.(tip get real close to him so he raises his club)Do it 3 times. Giant Robot bear and little girl : ok now this fight you can take as long as you like on it.when the robot is firing missiles or whatever.blow up the guns he is firing at you.after he will come after you when he is close enough shoot the little girl out of his hands.when that is done the robot will turn around ,shoot it in its back.Repeat untill he is defeated.(tip stay in the tank at all times,and use shelter,also attack when he is reloading!) Alien : ok now here is the final boss.What you want to do is Jump , when is whips its tail Block , when it bites you ok when it bites you block it and it will stun his for a second,while it is stunned for that second attack with punches.(keep a steady pace when punching it)When it is stunned and down on the floor grab its tail by walking over to it and pressing the action B button.now swing it around a few times and then release it out the hole. Do that process over 2 more times!