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By: FultonCameltoe ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Version 1.4 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: READ ME : This walkthrough was entirely created by Jason Malone. If I see this with someone else's Name on it or If this Walkthrough is on another website I will have them remove it!This walkthrough was created for CHEATCODES.COM only.If you really want it so badly then e-mail me at [email protected] do not send me any garbage like porn,spam,threats,or rude comments. Keep it clean!This walkthrough is for anyone who needs help with this game. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: INDEX :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: SEC> 1 : About the game. A. What I thought of the game. B. Details. SEC> 2 : Story Mode.(the walkthrough). A. Hungover. a. Scaredy Birdy. b. Pan Handled. c. Gargoyle. B. Windy. a. Mrs Bee. b. Poo Cabin. c. Pruned. d. Yeehah. e. Sewage Sucks. f. Great Balls of Poo. g. Wasps' Revenge. h. Mr Barrel. C. Bats Tower. a. Mrs Catfish. b. Barry's Mate. c. Cogs' Revenge. d. The Combination. e. Blast Doors. f. Clang's Lair. g. Pisstastic. h. Brass Monkeys. i. Bullfish's Revenge. D. Barn Boys. a. Marvin. b. Mad Pitchfork. c. Sunny Days. d. Barry + Co. e. BUFF YOU. f. Haybot Wars. g. Frying Tonight. h. Slam Dunk. E. Sloprano. a. Corn Off The Cob. b. Sweet Melody. c. U-Bend Blues. d. The Bluff. F. Uga Buga. a. Drunken Gits. b. Sacrifice. c. Phlegm. d. Worship. e. Rock Solid. f. Bomb Run. g. Mugged. h. Raptor Food. i. Buga The Knut. G. Spooky. a. Mr Death. b. CountBatula. c. Zombies. D. Mr Barrel. H. It's WAR. a. Its War. b. Power's Off. c. TNT. d. The Assault. e. Sole Survivor. f. Casualty Dept. g. Saving Private Rodent. h. Chemical Warfare. i. The Tower. j. Little Girl. k. The Experiment. l. Countdown. m. Peace at Last!. I. Heist. a. The Windmill's Dead. b. Enter the Vertex. c. The Vault. SEC> 3 : Meet the Characters. SEC> 4 : Multiplayer & X-Box Live. A. Multiplayer. a. Characters. b. Weapons. c. Vehicles. B. X-Box Live. a. Community. b. Upgrades & Unlockables info. SEC> 5 : Cash Locations. SEC> 6 : Walkthrough Credits and Misc.  SEC> 1 : About the game.  ______________________________________________________________________ A. What I thought of the game. ______________________________________________________________________ I myself thought the game was very good,way better than the original. I think it deserves a rating of about 9 of 10 stars, hell I'll give it 10 out of 10.Really folks what got me on this game was its multiplayer gameplay.I mean seriously it's very addicting!But it should have stuff like the original did, like cheat codes , be any character from story mode.The great mini games.I miss that about the old one!But anyway this game made up for it because of its online gameplay.Well thats all I really have to say about this game. ______________________________________________________________________ B. Details. ______________________________________________________________________ The details aren't much different from what I thought of this game.But you should read this paragraph anyway! details ;;; This games graphics are so much better than the original thats for sure.The sound was edited so it would sound newer and some of the story line was changed as well!Thats pretty much all the detail i got to share with you so take care now!  SEC> 2 : Story Mode.(the walkthrough).  ______________________________________________________________________ A. Hungover. ______________________________________________________________________ Well you are now in what seems like a never ending,annoying,nightmare. And all Conker wants to do is go home.But that is about to change! When Conker wakes up with one of the most horrible hangovers the Adventure of a thousand stories begins. Now when you gain control of dizzy Conker head over to the scarecrow. after you do what he says, buttons in all head over to the waterfall. Hop across to the pathway across the giant gap by jumping and hovering over to the other side.Now follow that path all the way up to a giant gargoyle.Talk to him if you want to but after doing so there is a big switch on the wall,go and activate it.When you have activated it a door will open half way down the path,go inside.When you are in chase a small key around until its time to fight so bad guys.Kill them and carry the key to the door.Now head back up to the giant Gargoyle and hit him with the frying pan.Once he is removed from the picture jump on top of the giant boulder up to the plunger and press it,now head out the cave door. ______________________________________________________________________ B. Windy. ______________________________________________________________________ Now head up the path on the left until you reach a big bee hive.Grab it and quickley run down the path you just walked up and go right to the queen bee.She will give you 10 dollars.Head over across from the queen bee until you reach a B pad (B pads are used through out game) Activate it and shoot the dung beatles.Once all of them are gone a door at the top of that hill will open up go through that door. ______________________________________________________________________ D. Barn Boys. ______________________________________________________________________ Ok now once you are through that door head over across the water until you see a retarded looking rat.Go over to where he is and talk to jack the giant block(the giant blocks with eyes).He will tell you to go and see burt.So run over to where there is a giant hopping crate and across in the distance you will see a mountain of swiss cheese.Go over to the mountain of cheese and talk to the giant block with eyes sitting next to a wooden gate.Once you do that he will open the gate up for you allowin you to do the other block dude a major favor!So now hit one of the living cheese critters with your bat.When it is laying on the ground pick it up and carry it all the way back to the rat(easiest path to take is the path to the right when you come out of the gate,stay close to the wall so the stomping block heads dont crush you!).Now feed that rat two more things of cheese.When you are done with that climb on top of the block people and get on the roof and hit a switch.After you do so the barn door will open, go inside. Now there are hay monsters (very harmless) so ignore them for now and head over to the pitch fork on the other side of the room and talk to him.Now he is after you run near the hay monsters and make him destroy the hay monsters by waiting next to a hay monster and jumping right before he strikes.Now once you have done that go and pull the switch on the wall and head out the door.Now go and talk to the bee king. He wants you to round up 5 groups of bees, and bring them to the big breasted sunflower.After doing that jump on her tits and get your cash .Now go to where that giant hopping crate is and jump on him and then jump into the side of the barn,that is when he comes to a halt.Now make your way across the rafters and cut down the rope that holds up the pitchfork.Once you do that go down to him and talk to him.Now get on him and attack the giant hay beast 3 times.What you do now after falling through the floor is hide behind a giant pipe until the robot launches a missile ( susie 9mm) at it causing it to leak.Now wait in the water until the robot comes over and stuns himself.He will hop back two steps and start to spin when he is doing that jump up and hit the red button on his back by pressing the B button on the ting noise so says scarecrow birdy.Repeat that 2 more times but you have to find a new pipe to hide behind.Now when you beat the robot boss go and find the giant exit arrows,there should be a ladder in between them , climb the ladder.When you are at the top of the ladder step on the B pad and cut down all the loose wires (double check).Now jump in the water and swim across to the other B pad and then finish cutting down the rest of the loose wires.Now swim to the door across the water and go in and collect your cahe after jumping on the old guy's stone. Now head outside and climb to the top of the giant tower of ladders. Once at the top jump of the board and press B on command!Go to the opened gate at the bottom and collect more cash.Now leave out the main entrance! ______________________________________________________________________ B. Windy. ______________________________________________________________________ Now when you are out of the level take a sharp right and go into the shed there.Now once inside you will meet a dung beatle.After you are done talking to him head inside the hatch on the floor then follow that path until you reach outside.Once outside you will see a Bull dont go near him or he will charge you.What you do is fing a cabin covered in poo.Climb to the top and activate the spinning disk.Now Here is the fun part.Make the bull ram into the target and a cow will come out.Now what you do is lead the bull to the big wooden wall and stand on top of the wall on the edge.when he rams it jump on his back. Now ram into the cow.Wait a bit longer after you do that, when the cow has finished getting a drink she will start shitting.Ram her, after another cow will come out repeat the process.Then another cow will come out do it again!Now after completeing that jump in the hole and swim your way back to the dung beatle (dont forget to get the cash before you leave).Now go outside and roll the ball of poo up the second path and the second ball of poo the first path of shitty mountain.Once you do that a the blocked off door wont be blocked off anymore,go inside. _____________________________________________________________________ E. Sloprano. _____________________________________________________________________ Ok now once inside there will be sweet corn.Knock it unconcious and throw it in the whirlpool of crap.Repeat that with the other two sweet corn.Now once you have finished that the poo monster will arise ,defeat him by throwing the toilet paper in his mouth when he sings and avoid his poo balls.Keep doing what I said untill he shatters the glass during his solo.Head over to where the glass shattered and pull the plunger.Bye bye mr poo monster.Now head back out the door you came in. _____________________________________________________________________ C. Bats Tower. _____________________________________________________________________ Now grab another poo ball and roll it all the way to where the gulf of water is (that is after you have destroyed all the creatures in the way). Push it over the edge and jump down and activate the switch.Now swim over entrance and go inside.Once inside you will meet a bunch of catfish.After talking with them swim down stream and swim down to the bottom where the bull fish is and there should be a entrance into the tower,go in.Once you are in go and find the cogs that are on the wall.After talking to one of them head up to the top of the tower and pull the lever.Now after doing so head back down and you will find one of the missing cogs running about.Hit it with your bat and then carry it to the wall and place it there.Now go find the other two.Once you have done that get on the big disk on the floor and run the way the arrow is facing.Now that will put the bull dog on a shorter leash.Now go out side and go upstream and find the catfish.Lead them to the Vault,and when they open it go inside.Now follow the pattern the arrows in order.The floor will open up go down and swim.[this next part is very difficult to explain so just follow your senses!].After swimming through the water, head down that hall way to the boiler room.Now you will meet two little flamers so to speak.Get wasted by going over to the keg and pressing the B button.Now piss on every one you see.Eventually they will give up and they will go into a giant boiler.Once he comes alive his balls will drop.Head over to a corner of the room and wait on a dump pad. When he comes over power jump up and pull the lever down.This will cause tons of crap to be dumped on him.When he is stunned go over to him and hit his balls by pressing the action command button.Do that 3 more times. (you have to you a different dump pad each time you get him covered in poo. Now that he is out of the way go and roll his balls / one on the switch and the other down the doorway the switch opens up.Once you have done that grab the cash and be on your way!Now here is a rather watch out part!To out run the bull fish properly jump to the right of the wall and run on it until you fall.Swim near the fishes so it will stall him from getting to you. Once you have out swam him jump on him and get the cash,and leave out the door. ______________________________________________________________________ E. Sloprano. ______________________________________________________________________ Go back to where you fought the poo monster and jump in the giant hole and land on a platform.Go into the door.Alright now this is difficult, go and jump in the water and swim past the spinning blades without getting cut in half.Once you have done that head in through the doorway and jump on the rope.Climb up the rope and jump on the ladder and climb that.Now jump up and head over to the gaurds.Once you have passed them depending if you had enough cash head over to the temple like structure. Avoid the rex's and go in all of the doors until you reach the top.Once you are at the top you will find a giant statue of a caveman.Jump on top of it and then jump in the air and press the action command an few times. Presto your in! ______________________________________________________________________ F. Uga Buga. ______________________________________________________________________ You are now in the stone age how lucky are you?Well any way what you do now is slam on the statue one more time causeing the door underneathe it to open.Ok go and look for a rock dude thats all rolled up into a ball. Roll him in through that opened door and down that hill.Now once you do that you are now in the sacrifice room or cave.Follow the path to the right of you all the way to a door that will open when you walk close to it then go inside.When you are in the other room make your way over to the giant egg.Get on top of it by jumping on the stone that guy is holding. Once on top conker will sit on it until it hatches.Congradulations its a boy!!!!Lead him all the way around to the other door and go in.Bring him up on the Massive stone platform after lifting it by shooting the up arrow. When he is in place shoot the down arrow!Ok now that you've done that the giant stone dinosaur will open his mouth and his tongue (covered in slime) will roll out followed by anothed guy holding a stone.Jump on his stone then launch yourself on the head of the stone dinosaur.Hit the action button in both of his nostrils causing him to sneeze off all the slime off his tongue.Now before you jump off look around on his head or neck for cash. Now jump off and go in the mouth of the stone dinosaur.Once in follow the path all the way to the exit.Ok when you get out of there conker finds a wolf skin hat, once he puts it on go all the way back to where the tip of the stone dinosaur's tongue is.Now the cave men see you with it on and start believing that you are the new king.Lead them back to where the stone people are and they will destroy them.After doing so go and talk to the bouncer in front of the club rock solid.He will let you in.Once you are in go and find the rock dude behind the bar.Roll him up to the switch in front of the exit.Now that you have done that go get wasted and pee the rock dude in front of the opened door into that door.After you do that that rock dude will appear up top on the second floor.Go up to him after you get some meds. now push him all the way across avoiding the rock she hemiths and place him on the switch.Now that opened another door ,go get tanked again and pee the rock dude in front of the door you just opened into that door.When you do that he breaks the cage open with berri in it and she is free'd.Now grab the cash in the cage and leave out the door.Well after you are brought to the Boss he gives you a little job.Well run that bomb where he tells you to and then hop across the rocks in the lava to the opening across.Now here you are your own.Beat the guys with your bat while surfing and the jump off the ramp into the opened door.Ok now run over to the lone cave man across the arena and wait for the raptor to come out or t-rex w/e .Now run over to the B pad and quickley press the action button.Ok now you are riding him,eat all the cave men then the others that come out ect...Now big uga buga time, here is how you defeat him.When he is about to swing his club at you press the right trigger to head butt his balls.When you do that his ass is exposed,run around behind him and press the action button / biteing a chunk of ass off. Do that 2 more times and you have beaten him!Now run over to the throne and go in the door.Just grab the cash and be off! ______________________________________________________________________ B. Windy. ______________________________________________________________________ Now go back to where the giant bee's nest is and go inside and defeat all the wasps.Now carry the hive all the back to the queen bee again.Then go to the top of the hill and ride mr barrel all the way down.The barrel will break the entrance to spooky go inside it. ______________________________________________________________________ G. Spooky. ______________________________________________________________________ Ok now head all the way to see Greg the grim reaper / just follow the path and avoid the ceramic dolls.Talk to greg and then head up near the giant gates that lead into the cemetery.Look around for a giant stone vampire head with its mouth open.Go inside its mouth and pull the lever.Now go back to grim and get your Shotgun.After doing so go to the gate and go into the cemetery.when inside shoot about 12 zombies in the HEAD only.Now go see grim and head up the path to the Mansion. Beating the Bat, well this get very frustrating trying to fly as a bat but you will get use to it.Now fly around and crap on the villagers then bring them to the grinder (it takes 9 villagers to kill him).Once you have killed him look around for keys to the front door ( kill all the zombies at the front door first).After you get all 3 keys into the door go over to mr barrel and ride him back to where greg was.Now with out breaking the barrel ride it up the some what like waterfall and in that door. You are now back where you started , get the cash and jump off the edge (its safe).Now head back to windy. ______________________________________________________________________ H. It's WAR. ______________________________________________________________________ Ok once you enter windy an newspaper will appear saying its war.Well after that head up on the left, there is a fortress.Hop the barb wire fence and go in. It all begins!!! tHIS IS THE LONGEST cHAPTER! Ok once you are in talk to the general.After go and push the metal block over a few feet.Now head up to the bathroom and knock on the door.Bring mr tnt to one side of the plane and set him there (watch out! 1 wrong move and your a gonner.).Now go back and knock on the door again and then bring this guy to the opposite side of where you brought the other guy!Ok now go and find a switch down on the sand(its on the wall).Go and pull it.Now go On the Giant B and shoot their fuses.BOOM! now a path is cleared. attention! you can only take out 1 guy at a time! ok now you are on the boat.Get ready to safley try and get past the nests. Once you are up there you get your gun.Now get ready and shoot all the tediz.Go and shoot the lock on the door and go inside.Now Just follow the hallways until you get to the evil doctor tediz.Defeat them and then defeat the giant evil tediz.Once you have done that pull both levers on the wall and go out the opened door. () _________________  |  ########### |  ########### |  ### |  ### |  ### |  ### |  ### | _________________|       /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Now you will run into tediz killing squirrels.Kill the tediz.Now take that squirrel,rodent and he will protect you from the robot spiders.Just hide behind him when the robots are coming at you.Watch out for falling bombs too! Now when you reach a giant metal door go on the B pad located in the water and shoot the locks on the door down quickley (the locks are yellow circles). Ok avoid the tediz and go in the door.Now get in the tank and shoot the door across from you!When you hav removed the door get out of the tank and go inside.Follow the pathway to a switch .Activate it and quickley get your ass out of there!Now get in the tank again and go and destroy the base of the watch tower.There are four base parts.But in order to get around the tower you have to get out of the tank when the watch tower isn't facing you.Then Jump across avoiding the tediz stick grenades and press the action button on top of the bridge.Once you get into the Hole the tower left , destroy the submarines.Then go to the little girl and get ready for a suprise! Defeat the giant robot tediz by getting back in the tank.Once you are in the tank shoot the robots guns when it reloads (hide in tunnel).Then after you shoot both guns he will come after you.When he is close enough shoot the little girl out of his hands.Then when he turns around shoot his back.Do that 2 more times! Now escaping the tediz fortress.Just follow the single hallway and avoid the red laser beams as best as you can.When you come to one that looks like you cant avoid being hit just crawl under it and take 1 hit instead of 3.Now you will come to another one just like it do the same.Now in order to leave this place kill the tediz then the door will open.Now get to your boat Pronto and kill the tediz on your way out. __________________________________________________________________________ I. Heist. __________________________________________________________________________ Now when you get back leave the army base and head out the exit.Ok a few things have changed but anyway go to the broken windmill and go inside it. When you get to the bank you will talk to berri and the mob boss.Go in the bank and beat the very fun Enter the Vertex.Once you beat that go in the doors ahead until you reach the panther king.After watching that skit you will have to fight an alien.Knock him out then grab his tail swing him around and throw him out the open door.Repeat that 2 more times and guess what You just beat conker live & reloaded !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SEC> 3 : Meet the Characters.  Conker : Neo Conker : Soldier Conker : King Conker : Hammered Conker : Hungover Conker : Bat Conker : Van Conker : Robot suit Conker : Berri : Scaredy Birdy : Panther King : Greg the Grim Reaper : Paint pot & Brush : Tediz : Gargoyle : Hay People : Hay Robot : Great Mighty Poo : Clang : Big Bonah : CountBatula : Little Girl : Little Girl's Robot : Alien : Dung Beatles : Cash : Worms : Zombie Worms : Sweet Corn : Cheese People : Von Kripplespec : Rodent : S.H.C : Queen Bee : King Bee : Rock people : Cave men : The Boss : Weasles : The Weasles : Guard Weasles : Panther King's Hench Men : General : Villagers : Zombies : Evil cog : Queer cog : Mr. Big cog : Lady Cogs : Cat fish : Doc Tediz : Giant Doc Tediz : Mr. Barrel : Big Breasted Sunflower : Pitch fork : Barry & Co : Tickly Bees : Block People : Burt : Jack & His fat Wife : Marvin : T-rex : Baby T-rex : Bouncer : Frankie : Paulie : Chicho : Bartender : Bull fish : Bull : Cows : Ceramic Dolls : Mr Crate : Tiny mr Crates : Mr TNT : Goblins : Flamethrower Guy : Robot Spiders : And those annoying Spike people : I might have a few characters missing or gave them the wrong name!  SEC> 4 : Multiplayer & X-Box Live.  Brief : Multiplayer is very great.It's very addicting.Creating your own army and sending them into battle.It's even better when you play with your community or nation wide , scratch that world wide!Or if you dont have x-box live just play with a friend.Create a profile of your own have your own avatar to leave your mark.heal or be healed by a partner. Intense game play will keep you on it forever! Charaters : Special Weapon : Their Vehicles Grunt : Hogster : Toad MkII - R-Hog Thermophile : Fauster : Dragon MkI Seeker : Dagger : R-Hog Demolisher : Strayfur : Tankus Sky Jockey : DP 500 : Steed - Mule Long Ranger : Krotch 45 : R-Hog Upgrades help you get their special weapon and other weapons! Unlockables only occur during online gameplay. You can unlock new avatar packs and permanent upgrades for your characters! And bonus stuff like purple regal bullets.  SEC> 5 : Cash Locations.  [ WINDY ] $100 - Retrieve the Queen Bee's hive for her. ____________________________________________________________________________ [ BARN BOYS ] $100 - After you get the pink box off of the blue one, jump on top of them to reach the roof. Grab the cash on top of the barn roof. $100 - In an alcove above Sunny the sunflower; use her chest to reach it. $100 - After you beat Haybot and escape the basement, use the monk to flip you up to a high ledge in the barn where you can find cash. $100 - Slam the big button in the bucket to open the gate near the ravine. You will find a wad of cash past the gate. ____________________________________________________________________________ [ SLOPRANO ] $100 - At the summit of Poo Mountain. Roll a poo ball to the top of and use it as a stepping stone to reach the very tip of the mountain. $100 - After the Poo Cabin gets flooded, enter it and as you enter the tunnel, look for an opening at the ceiling. Enter the opening to find a ledge with a wad of cash. $100 - Found inside Poo Mountain, you must beat The Great Mighty Poo for him to break the glass door that encases another wad of cash. ____________________________________________________________________________ [ BATS TOWER ] $100 - Climb the top of the tower and walk around the perimeter to find a nice wad of cash. $10 - Found after beating the Boiler, go into the next room for a measly $10. $300 - After the Bullfish eats the aristocratfish, climb on top of him after he slams into the wall to reach an alcove revealing 300 dollars. ____________________________________________________________________________ [ UGA BUGA ] $100 - Found on top of the temple statue's head. $100 - Found at the back of the Dragon God's head. Use the monk to reach the top of the statue. $100 - Once Berri is freed, super jump up to her cage to find some cash. $100 - After beating Buga and meeting up with is girl, chase and capture the runaway wad of cash ____________________________________________________________________________ [ SPOOKY ] $100 - Jump to the hexagonal opening on the wasp hive and enter it to find yourself in another opening. Super jump and helicopter spin to the right and you will find a wad of cash. $400 - Retrieve the Queen Bee's hive one last time for her to give you 400 bucks. Nice! $100 - After riding Mr. Barrel out of the mansion, head to the bloody lake and go up the waterfall. Enter the cavern leading to a wad of cash. ____________________________________________________________________________ [ IT'S WAR ] There is no Cash Here! ____________________________________________________________________________ [ HEIST ] $1,000,000 - Collect all of the money in the bank vault to finally become a millionare!  SEC> 6 : Walkthrough Credits and Misc.  - Special Thanks to Rare & Microsoft for making this possible. - special Thanks to My brother for giving me the idea to make my own Faq. - Special Thanks to CheatCodes.com for accepting this Walkthrough! - Last updated / July / 25/ 2006. (c). 2006 copyright .2006. author : Jason Malone catergorey / Faq Version 1.4 Need Help? Contact me : [email protected] .Do not take this walkthrough in as your own.